• WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?

• This thing is hilarious! I'm dying to know how much they are going to charge for it. Even more than that, I want to find out who is actually going to purchase such a monstrosity!

• This thing can't be real, is it? How much?

• COOL! I would watch a movie about that thing ANY TIME. Posterized face, distorted proportions, sleazy overtones of unhealthy sexuality...THIS is what a Nosferatu should look like. Move over, clown doll from "Poltergeist", there's a new Creepiest Thing Ever Found In A Bedroom!

• IT'S A BIRD

• so creepy!

• on the bright side, all those girls who are busy humping this will not multiply, they will waste away waiting for their perfect vampire lover. Thankfully there are girls like me who think a dude we dont know watching us sleep is beyond creepy.

• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *slams phone against wall and runs full speed ahead through 4th story window hoping to find peace in death. Opens eyes to discover that suddenly appearing Manllow broke fall* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

• This scares the shit out of me. Why does this look like half of a very mean, very long necked blow-up doll?

• Someone give Rorschach a call and tell him to put a stop to this!(Inky black & white faces are his thing, after all) Seriously, enough fingers cannot be broken to make this go away . . .

• Gasoline. Flamethrower. NOW.

• Why is a Brendan Fraser pillow being made?

• That's it. I'm sleeping on the floor tonight.

• that thing just proves that the evil of twilight is out of control and must be stopped. for the thought of some poor soul walking out of a store with that thing and putting it on their bed is a sight that means one must burn their eyes out to remove such image

• Ha! I don't think that one is inherently worse than the other, but I for one would have been surprised if I was the only one.

• I belive the correct phrase is: WHOSE RESPONSIBEL THIS!!

• Wow. At least most of the Japanese body pillow look decent. Isn't that right Kimiko-chan? -cuddles with the pillow love of his life- Moe...

• HOLY SHIT. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks. THANKS A LOT.

• It's bad enough that Pattison looks stoned out of his mind in EVERY picture ever taken of him... (Seriously, what is with his damn eyes?) Though, wait a moment... yes, that explains him signing off on the use of his likeness for something like this... he thinks it's his reflection!!!

• "I know what you are." "Say it. Out Loud." "E.T. the extra-terrestrial."

• As much as I am disturbed by what this is and what it represents, I can't help but laugh hysterically because it reminded me of an article exploring the extremely wide disparity of sexual expectations between boys (with their "You can have it everywhere, any way, all the time" pornography) and girls (with their "I'll cater to your every need/desire patiently/chastely" romanticism.) of the upcoming generation. I know it should be more alarming and sad than it is humorous, but damned if it doesn't make me chuckle.

• That is the most disturbing thing I've seen all week. Who the hell thought making something that hideous was a good idea?

• I'd buy it just so I could burn it. X_X

• The only manllow I need is Barry.

• Damn. Saw that yesterday on Regretsy and had *almost* managed to brain-bleach it away. Another dose of it showing up on my RSS feed <i>isn't helping</i>! :P

• Going by that picture it looks like Edward has ectrodactyly. Pinch pinch.

• This is actually a Good Idea...

• Make it a Tim Roth and I'd never have a need for a boyfriend again. I'm sorry, what? Got a little distracted there.

• whose responsible this? For fuck's sake...

• well if it was Nathan that showed up with a pile of pillows...well...oh sorry..headed somewhere bad..

• Am I the only one getting a courtroom "tell us where the bad man touched you" doll vibe off this?

• Hang it from the ceiling and it would make a great archery target.

• What's worse? The thought that I was just about the post that or that someone had beat me to the punch?

• Actually - how many of you would turn down a Nathan Fillion mannlow? Be honest.

• I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE! That is just horrific.

• YOUR FEAR IS MAKING ME STRONG-AH!

• Cannot blame Japan for this travesty.

• First it was Robert Pattinson and his vagina allergy,now this. Man,this Twilight mess is turning into some full-on bull****!

• OUTSTANDING.

• I don't know. It looks like the perfect instrument for venting all my anger and stress out on. My hands can fit perfectly around the garaffe neck and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze... Sorry lost it there for a sec.

• E.C. phone home

• and i thought the Twildo was bad... WHO WOULD DO THIS?!

• I can't tell if it is a mass-market product or something made by an obsessed fan.

• lawl. after I had my chuckles I wondered if teens would buy that and if so, if that means the future is doomed. After worrying for the future of mankind, I hoped that the author doesn't endorse nor gets paid for this piece of "franchise".

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/longneck-729291.jpeg

• It looks like E.T...with Robert Patterson's face. (cries)

• I'm going to step away from my computer now and cry. Or hang myself in the stairwell. Haven't decided. Could go either way.

• seriously, that is more disturbing than Harry Potter being raped by Hermione with her detachable alien crab-penis.

• Worse than any FFF you could bring us.

• I hate the world so much sometimes.

• Yeah this is wrong, very very very wrong and what's worse is I bet they will sell a ton of em

• OMG - what is wrong with the neck? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE NECK!!!!!#@322o3eqdw asc v4T'PO WE

• I am now convinced that there is no God. What an abomination.

• Wow. All you need is that, and the Vamp dildo, and you have all of the vampire that you need.

• I think the expression they were going for is 'Brooding and mysterious' but it comes across as more 'Zombie rapist'.

• Thank god I will never ever ever be this desperate or insane.

• oh god I'm...disturbed...and you know how f'ing hard it is to that Rob....

• HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Cannot unsee! That thing is just wrong.

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