I Said Use the Force, Dickweed

We all know that Luke Skywalker doesn’t have the sharpest lightsaber in the galaxy (evidenced by this and the fact that his lightsaber appears to be set to “bludgeon” during the entirety of Return of the Jedi. So why are we all so certain that he actually managed to blow up the Death Star? All we have is George Lucas’ word for it, and we can all agree that’s no worth much.Well, a gent named Mark Dury has reconstructed the events of that fateful day, and what he theorizes may surprise you. Unless you already agree that Luke Skywalker is a total knob.