You know, even with my fawning love of Tron, it's very hard to masturbate to masturbate to completion when the new Tron Legacy trailer is only available is a bootlegged cam version and is so fuzzy and indistinct. It's not impossible -- especially once you get to the middle of the trailer, and the Recognizers and the disc throwing and the Jeff Bridges -- but it is more difficult than I would prefer. The official trailer is supposed to come out later this week; when it does, I'll be posting almost immediately. Hey, I might post it twice. Depends on how saucy I'm feeling.
You understand that when I say "posting," I also mean "masturbating," right? You do? Just making sure.
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