Oh @#$% It, Here’s the Crappy Bootleg Tron Legacy Trailer

You know, even with my fawning love of Tron, it’s very hard to masturbate to masturbate to completion when the new Tron Legacy trailer is only available is a bootlegged cam version and is so fuzzy and indistinct. It’s not impossible — especially once you get to the middle of the trailer, and the Recognizers and the disc throwing and the Jeff Bridges — but it is more difficult than I would prefer. The official trailer is supposed to come out later this week; when it does, I’ll be posting almost immediately. Hey, I might post it twice. Depends on how saucy I’m feeling.

You understand that when I say “posting,” I also mean “masturbating,” right? You do? Just making sure.