• well rob i may divert more of the world domination fund towards getting you this

• Clarification....cheers!

• I can't help but feel as though the tap placement would lead to an overabundance of accidental dick groping during drunken video game nights. Or at least 14% more than usual.

• Rob is probably so filthy rich by now, that he doesn't even think about cost >< In fact, he's probably playing that arcade right now as a high-priced prostitute blows him, all while snorting coke off the tall tower of his Castle Greyskull.

• For those too *ahem* lazy to click the link provided, it runs $3,500.

• It's got Gladiator, and Wizard of Wor, and Joust, and Primal Rage, and Marble Madness, and Rampage, and Gauntlet, and Tapper, and Smash TV, and Spy Hunter, and 3 Mortal Combats, and 3 Castlevanias, and 2 Space Invaders, and... You can customize it for Guinness, and Harp, and Boddington, and Heineken, and Amstel Light, and Bass, and Caffrey's, and Watney's and Anchor Steam, and Warsteiner, and Hacker Pschorr, and Paulaner, and...

• I have seen the face of God...and it has a tapper.

• If they could somehow add a built-in, creepy, Japanese Fleshlight right between the tap and the cup-rest, then my friends, ULTIMATE NIRVANA.....................

• Will it take Goose Island? It's the only American beer I can stand.

• Okay how about this, buy this game and the Blowjob machine that appeared elsewhere on this site and have yourself a good time. It would probably help if Rob told us HOW MUCH THESE FUCKING THINGS COST!!!, but Rob's not bold enough to do that, now is he...

• ROFLMAO...Not having the best of luck with men? TO quote VV in Four Christmases. "Return the favor"

• *gratification

• You can just install a hydrolic system that pumps the fleshlight back and forth. Maybe make it a pedalling system so you hit the trifecta of old school gaming, sexual gradification, and drunken cardio.

• Does it play Super Battletoads?

• Sweet zombie slaying jesus!!!!! I think $3500 is pretty damn resonable for gametap the cabinet the kegerator and 85 games!!! The only down side is the domestic beers only. No heineken light kegs, or guiness, but on the plus it could take sam adams so that sounds good

• Hell, who needs a car?

• Hell, Moses would take one look at that thing, pour himself a cold one, and kick ass at Marble Madness.* *there's a trackball--how could they NOT have it?

• Don't hate on the "Girl Drinks"-- You don't have to be hooked to a Scotch IV 24/7 to be a man.

• That's the first thing I thought... Great Minds and all...

• It's $3500. Yikes. Still, pretty damn awesome.

• Eh, even if I was a big drinker I don't think I'd fall all over myself for this. Building your own cabinet is cheaper and a lot more fun. You could customize it to dispense beer at the press of a button or wire the tap as a controller for use with the game Tapper.

• Looking up the Games on this thing, i have to say it has a pretty nice Collection on it. Add to that the Fact at i could hook all my Consoles to it so that i cold play all my fav. SNK & Capcom Titles on a Arcade Machine this is made of sooo much Win. Now if in stead of crappy Beer this Baby could get filled up with nicely cooled Maritin (or propper mixed White Russian/Gin Tonic) it would be perfect. that said i need to get one of those when i move.

• I don't even drink and I think this is awesome.

• No lightgun interface. Only downside to this I see.

• Could just install a fleshlight underneath the joysticks. Of course, would really look weird to making humping motions towards the machine with your pants down.

• I just know Moses will be coming down from the mountain to tell me to stop all my worshiping.

• This is boundlessly awesome.

• A lady can too. =)

• * NEW ADDITION! All Gamerators now come standard with a trackball system as well as the dual joystick setup. Though not currently pictured, the trackball is located in the middle of the joystick panel, and is included on ALL units at no additional cost.

• Oooooh, a daiquiri, THAT'S getting pretty hard core. Don't hurt yourself...

• You've never had a good beer before. Try a microbrew the next time your out. You can find some amazing things.

• Is it just me or has the trackball disappeared in the second picture? Photoshooping error or two different models?

• Give me a steering wheel so I can make all my drunk driving dreams a reality... WHEEEEEEE!!!!

• Where's the Masturbating Rob?

• Umm, how much?

• I was about to post something snide about the painful bat-top sticks and concave buttons but I can't bring myself to criticize it now I've seen the beer pump. It would be like complaining about a tiny birthmark on the left toe of the most beautiful girl in the world. This brings us one large step closer to the gaming nirvana I imagined last year: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YrT6ganbB2M/TDJZVSCqOII/AAAAAAAAALA/DvuPfDbK8Ws/s1600/score_tissue_05.gif

• It does. Didn't you read the article? It serves beer. What else is beer if not recycled piss? - Now, if it made me a decent martini or a strawberry daiquiri, I'd be *really* impressed.

• Oh. My God. If I had that, no one would ever see me again!

• my thoughts exactly.. Add one of those and you never have to leave.. well until the beer runs out...

• How much liquid does the tray hold?

• Imagine if this thing had a urinal built into too...

• You mean gametap, not gamefly.

• I was sort of excited. Then I scrolled down. Then everything changed forever.

• I'm tearing up here. its too beautiful to be real, but it is

• It's interesting that the first thing I noticed was the tap handle. Beer + Games = happiness. Now, if it blew you while you played, that would be even better . . . but a fella can only dream.

• Argh! My loins ache I need that thing so bad.

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