Transformers Universe Is Still a Thing That’s Happening, Apparently

I got mildly excited — not a lot, but I thought, “Oh, that’s an important thing to run on TR” — when I heard there was a new trailer out for the Transformers Universe MMORPG, due next year. So I hunted it down, and watched it, and realized it’s nothing more than one non-descript Transformer going from car mode to robot mode, slowly, and almost entirely in close-up so it’s kind of hard to tell how he’s transforming, Point is, it sucks, and shows exactly nothing about the game it’s supposed to be advertising. And now I’m bitter for having watched and written this much about it even though it’s useless, and because now I kind of have to run it anyways. Damn you, Transformers Universe! I’ll get you next time.