• That sir or madam, was disturbing and totally and utterly called for! You have my deepest best wishes for that one!

• Wow, David Gordon Green...George Washington was so very long ago, wasn't it?

• roflmao. Classic comeback

• ZZZZZZZZING!

• Completely NSFW But you will thank me for it. http://i.imgur.com/L6MUz.gif

• The humor comes primarily from the juxtaposition of you know what never mind you just have stupid opinions.

• Clearly, she should instead be using Sasha Grey as a role model. Perhaps she could sort of do the reverse of what Grey does; spend most of her time in legit features but do the occasional artsy porn film.

• If you watch the trailer, there is most definitely a shot of the two of them kissing passionately (which appears to be preceded by some second base action between the two in the back of a taxi). Last but not least, there's a brief glimpse of one of them--hard to tell who because she's lying face down--masturbating in bed. (I'm kinda surprised the MPAA let them get away with that one in a general audiences trailer.) http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/blackswan/

• I reading on Wikipedia that it pretty much had no script,just an outline and the rest they just sort of ad-libbed. Fascinating So it's not really anachronism,just a vaguely medieval story-line tossed in for good measure. I,for one, am happy about the distinct lack of robotic testicles.

• There was humor in this clip? Instead of punch lines, all I saw was profanity disguised as wit, people falling down disguised as true slapstick, and juvenile masturbation references. What is this R-rated film aiming its audience at? 13 year old boys?

• Sure I heard the Dropkick Murphies in the Soundtrack...awesome!

• I always applaud when a blind person bravely finds the internet.

• Wow, this sure looks like crap. Not one funny joke? I'd skip it. It's like someone removed all the funny parts from Legend of Neel and turned it into a crappy movie.

• Ha! Ha! Ha! You nailed it man! Like that shitty, pandering series "East Bound and Down"? They could have totally made a great show...except it was sooooo clearly marketed to baseball fans. Or "Pineapple Express"? The DVD should have come with a damn Dole sticker on it! We get it, Tropicalfruitophiles have deep pockets. Fucking Hollywood machine!

• I was anti-this movie at first because of Portman...but with Zooey in it...aw yeah I'M THERE! Plus I loved the evil wizard saying "Magic...Motherfucker" and the final "handle your shit" comment. Awesome.

• Looks dreadful. A stoner comedy with swearing and dick jokes. No thanks. Full disclosure, I hated Pineapple Express and hate the hell out of James Franco and have no interest in Padme's arse so I suspect I'm not the target audience here.

• Yup this will be a must see. Natalie Portman is great and looks absolutely hot. But man this movie had me at Zooey!

• Oh, please, god, let it happen!

• I admit to having watched Krod Mändoon and it sucked. Compared to that show, this looks like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

• It looks ridiculous but looks funny.

• alrighty, sweet...i'll definitely be looking forward to it

• Zooey Deschannel = 5x hotter than Natalie Portman

• Presumably happens in Darren Arronofsky's forthcoming Oscar-bait film "Black Swan", which actually looks good and unbelivably creepy and stunning and yes there might be some lezzing (not Lizzing, lest we get confused)

• not to sound like an idiot...but does this exist?

• This is actually almost exactly how all the D&D games I play in go and I'm 23.

• did anyone notice a name for the movie?

• Yes, Natalie Portman's ass is nice, but I'm still waiting for that movie where she lezzes out with Mila Kunis.

• It looks... okay. Which is better than I was expecting. Natalie Portman is pretty attractive, but she generally doesn't impress me as an actress. It looks like the kind of movie that's worth renting on DVD, even if I won't remember it for more than a few days after watching.

• This looks unbearably awful.

• It looks like they're going to pander to the same people who think Dude, Where's my car is good and quote it between raids.

• Yes, I can see it as something that could happen on my game table xD

• Compact, perhaps--wouldn't say flat...

• Wait...You mean there's Anime that ISN'T porn? ;)

• yeah or maybe we just know when studios are just catering to people instead of actually putting forth any real effort

• Looks hilarious, I'll definitely see it. Give me gratuitous swearing, nudity and violence please... don't pander to the kiddies and the prudes for a PG-13. I want to see hard R movies cause goddamn it I'm old and grouchy and I've earned them through years of putting up with all the stupid bullshit out there.

• well u had me at natalie portman's ass, but the rest of that trailer i thought was a great popcorn movie, i look forward to this coming out in the uk!

• Perhaps next time I will reread op before replying. Who am kidding, probably not. Still the ass is +11

• The Thong is +10? the thong? surely you jest. The ass alone is easily +11

• See, this is what's wrong with movies nowadays. Instead of taking them at face value and enjoying them, someone tried to find a flaw or focuses on the negative aspect of the film just to shot on it or deminish it. Fuck, it's a stoner comedy people. I for one think it looks awesome.

• I have seen Natalie Portman's ass, my life is complete.

• "Someone on another forum was saying Krod Mändoon did this better." That's a lie. That would mean someone actually would be willing to admit to watching Krod Mändoon in the first place.

• HOLY GA-FUCK

• Does anyone else feel like Felicia Day should have been in this movie? That feels like a missing piece.

• Just you

• Are you dropping some kind of Hint-ai?

• I'm There! Natalie Portman would've rocked in this just for beating the shit out of Danny McBride--the thong shot(500 times better than I was expecting, btw)is just gravy. Besides...Zooey's in it--I can't not see this!

• I got the feeling it was being acted out like it was a thirteen year old boy laying out a Dungeons & Dragons scenario. Foul language, violence, nudity, and even a couple of masturbation jokes, I could actually see my son telling his friends these very jokes and scenarios around the D&D board.

• This.

• Because it's so far nothing but generic fantasy comments aimed at the largest target demographic and no visible understanding of the larger aspects of the genre as a whole

• Real-Player, download it and enjoy! Real-Player is how I download all my Po... Anime, yeah Anime.

• I'm at work and can't watch this, and since I'm a straight female and don't care about Natalie Portman's backside, my only comment on this post is that I absolutely love Rob's title. It made me laugh very very hard.

• So it's a medevil fantasy.... stoner comedy? Uuuh huh... Well at least it's got Natalie Portman kicking ass... and showing some. Someone on another forum was saying Krod Mändoon did this better.

• I REALLY don't see your point here. I'm pretty sure this is not a satire to WoW

• ...What the fuck does WoW have to do with any of this?

• Sorry Jorum, that's Charles Dance (from Bleakhouse). He's no David Warner but he is damn good!

• You had me at Natalie Portman's ass.

• click on HD and you can see it even clearer,get the right plug-in and you can download it to um.... enjoy later.

• Go back to your RP server.

• Since when did Natalie Portman start using Sasha Grey as a body double?

• Ugg. Could they pander to WoW players any harder? I know its a huge market and someone would eventually do this (they be fiscally stupid not to, honestly), but I fully expect a "Leeroy Jenkins!!11one!!!" moment. Nice asses notwithstanding, I really don't want to pay to watch someone else get inebriated while playing an MMO and roleplaying poorly.

• I smell a FFF

• Dear FSM, please let tentacles be involved in the lake/thong scene. Thank you.

• That does look entertaining, but I can't shake the feeling that it could've had potential with Tenacious D in the starring roles and the title changed to Wonder Boy...

• Uh, is it me or does Portman's ass seem kinda...flat?

• wow..that's really what counts as humor nowadays....

• I am to see this. It shall happen.

• That movie looks great. I'm generally not a huge fan of Portman, and don't usually consider her super hot, but wow she's been working out. That ass shot was hot.

• Still cant stop pausing and rewinding the Portman Ass Shot. Yes I realize how pathetic that sounds and no I dont care.

• Itza nice.

• Hey that was David Warner! +10 points to this film already. Obviously a lot of points for Natalie's thong. I'm not sure how many. A lot. But mainly, Hey!, David Warner!

• Does she strip to thong? No. Does it matter if she is in this movie? No.

• The Portman Ass Shot makes me grateful we live in a digital age and no longer have to worry about breaking video tapes with excessive pausing.

• Amazing...simply amazing.

• Isn't that Zooey Deschanel, too?

• If only Natalie was wearing that thong when she was in The Professional. Uh i mean Star Wars ... yes when she wasn't 12.

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