Snake! SNAAAAAKKKEEE! Please Clear Your Paper Jam from the Copier
Now that he’s supposedly done with the Metal Gear franchise — well, according to creator Hideo Kojima, at least occasionally — looks like Solid Snake has had to get an office job. Frankly, I think he missed his calling by not going to work for The Orange company… or at least the company that makes the boxes that The Orange ships in.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.