The Battle of Backyard was a crucial turning point in the war of 513 Hollyhill Drive. Although Father's forces outnumbered The Boy's army 2-to-1 and had superior firepower, The Boy's choice to hold up in his castle fortress allowed him and his troops to hold on until Sister arrived to turn the tide of the battle, which led directly to Father's total defeat. (Via Obvious Winner)
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History would later reveal that the "War of 513 Hollyhill Drive" was actually orchestrated by Mother, as an effort to exhaust and weaken the warring parties into accepting Mother's Brussel Sprouts Dinner policy. With their resources depleted and running low on their Energy provisions, Father and Son has no choice but to accept the Dinner policy to restore their strength despite of how unfavorable said Brussel Sprouts were.
Shay Carl videos...is this what Topless Robot has sunk to?
Next, you'll be making a Top 13 list of the greatest Youtube Poops ever.
What were you expecting? A video of political views on the current standings of the U.S in the eyes of the world? On a Nerd site? Really? Really?!
Shay Carl is the worst. Well maybe except for Shane Dawson who spends his time on YouTube talking about his penis to an audience of underage kids.
While we're all extolling the joys of Plastic War-Hell, was I the only kid that actually took inventory of all of the weapons that were molded on the bodies of their 3 3/4 inch G. I. Joe figures and pretended that they could use them? That used to piss off the other kids that I played with to no end.
If only all my backyard battles were that good. The ones I had as a kid involved negotiating around the 'mines' that the dog left.
Y'know, I loved growing up in the 80s, but sometimes I'm jealous of the current generation. I would have loved to make a movie like this with my dad when I was a kid.
Shay Carl has easily one of the coolest families (and one of the hottest wives) in the friggin world. And they're all hilarious.
nice to see the father and son found a a new way to make playing with the classic toy soliders cool again. though the father will never live it down that in the end the nuclear doll option was used to defeat him in the end.
This is why I got the Rolling Thunder for Christmas as a kid - the ability to win any of these wars.
"You've got a tank? I've got a cluster-bomb launching ICBM."
That soldier that held the castle deserves to have the medal of honor posthumously pinned to his charred melty remains.
1. This was sheer awesomeness. 2. This makes me want that upcoming Toy Soldiers: Cold War game for the Xbox Live Arcade even more. Granted, the two aren't connected, but looking at the joy on display here found via plastic figures just gets me in the mood for it.
... given the sordid history of the Army Men franchise, I'm not sure if I'd look forward to anything in that same vein.
Wait, you mean every fat guy with a beard is NOT Ethan Suplee. Suddenly my autograph collection is worthless!
