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I genuinely don't see what's so unsettling about this. Have you seen what kind of costumes real parents shove their kids into during cons?
"But daddy I'm thirsty and this costume is really hot""Shut up, son, and do the Blazing Sword pose. We're sure to get on a blog as long as you don't pass out this time"
"This household deserves a better class of dirty diapers, mother. And I'm going to give it to you."
Wait, that sounded more like Stewie Griffin. XD
I don't want to meet the people who came up with this creepy ass idea or the people who actually produced and released this thing.
I don't know about you folks: But I NEVER wanted to hear the words "Spank me. Spank me!" in a TR article :-/
All the fucked up erotic fanfic on this site, and "Spank me. Spank me!" hasn't turned up once?
What REALLY disturbs me is reading it in Heath Ledger's voice.
I don't know, it's pretty tame by FFF standards. On FFF, it's more "Shove your tentacles in my pussy, O Dark One." (And yes, I know, using "pussy" and "O Dark One" together ruins the mood for both words.)
You're missing the point:
On FFF, all the perversion is the work of someone else: Rob HIMSELF isn't writing it (No matter what Abraxas may think ;) )
once again ... where are people getting their dictionaries, bizarro world? not ruins the mood, ENHANCES the mood!
Feni, here's something I learned the hard way - when it comes to breaking brains, always bet on Braxy.
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While doing the Jackie Chan baffled "My Brain is Full of Fucks!" expression, right? XD
Yes, THAT abyss.
Also, I visited the grave of Lovecraft yesterday. Since you're a huge fan of his, I thought I'd tell our resident Eldritch Abomination!
enhanced and evolved you into a new and different from - it is like a metamorphoses
abyss, what abyss? surely you don't mean that ankle deep puddle of sexual drippings i find myself in?
It was a mashup of Fan Friction Friday and The Masturbating Bear on Late Night With Conan O'Brien.HOLY GOD! More nightmare fuel, make it stop!
And this is the moment where I realize that, as insane FFF has made me, there's still an abyss I can gaze into.
No, no, Pedobear doesn't wear anything. How are you going to fit over nine thousand penises and the children they're raping in a diaper? Think, Sage, I mean, Sago.
(Also, Pedobear started as a symbol of online vigilantism against pedophiles. Or attention whores. Or something. The meme has really evolved.)
Oh. I was thinking that it would be because Pedobear was wearing a diaper.
Aaaaaaand this is the moment where I realize FFF has ruined me.
mwahahahahah!!!!
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oh, can you comprehend the madness of it? the nightmares? the bed wetting horror! japan you are my energy shake and i drink you up!
I was honestly wondering what kind of twisted reaction you'd have, & you did not disappoint.
Also, I should clarify that I only sent Rob the tip, not the actual doll. Not even I'm that evil. No, that's a level of evil reserved for...Well, you.
However, I am evil enough to gleefully point out that he comes with interchangable heads. Think about it...A tiny, baby psychopath always accompanied by a severed doll head. Imagine how many more nightmares that kind of imagery brings up...Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh...




