“Where Does He Get Such Horrible Toys?”


?Answer: Japan, of course! The nation recently upped its creepy factor — and narrowly avoided being featured as yesterday’s STJT — by releasing this infinitely disturbing baby doll made to look like the Joker, as portrayed by Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight (and sent to me by SlyDante). So if you want a baby made up to look like a fictional, clown-themed, mass murdering psychopath, who can carry several weapons, and which includes a tiny replica of the clown mask that the Joker used to kill several of his own men in cold bold, then all you need to do is spend $150 and be able to suppress your gag reflex. Speaking of…


?Yes, the Wee Baby Joker comes complete with diaper so you can truly “take happiness home,” whatever the fuck that means. On the plus side, if you can stand to have this thing in your house and are still somehow able to sleep, the comedy potential is priceless. “Why so colicky?” “Come on, spank me. Spank me!” “How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pacifier disappear!” (Via Comics Alliance)