Exterminate, Meditate, Whatever
The Daleks of Doctor Who always seem like they’re excited — usually because they’re screaming about killing all other life forms — but actually, they’re quite chill, and can’t help the way they talk. So it was no surprise to me when Peter Serafinowicz got his hands on the Daleks’ first audio relaxation tape — as Peter says, it’s pretty self-explanatory.
Incidentally, the only DVD releases of note today are a Regular Show DVD of random episodes, the godawful Torchwood: Miracle Day, and some anime, so yeah, I went with the Dalek Relaxation Tape.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.