It's stuff like this that makes me glad I've never seen Star Wars. Although I'm still angry as I think I've just herniated myself from laughing.
Holy shit. I never thought this day would come, but it has -- Jar Jar Binks is no longer the worst thing in the Star Wars universe. It's Star Wars Kinect, and the above video is the proof. I can't even imagine what kind of deranged, Star Wars-hating mind could come up with such an atrocity. Does George Lucas truly loathe us that much? Or did some other lunatic dream it up, and George just did't care enough to cancel it? All I know is this: Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and Star Wars Kinect is directly responsible for all three. Be right back, I've got to go weep/vomit forever. (Via Kotaku)
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I hate it, but damn it, it's actually catchy. After having seen the video once, I had myself a good 8-hour nap and I woke up to have the chorus still playing in my head. 'It's over now. I'm solo, han solo....'
I'm a big fan of the series and I think this is amazing xDD it's not meant to be taken seriously lol
Stuff like this just makes me so scared for every nerd franchise I've ever loved. What if in 20 years, they all reach awfulness levels this low??
Anyone else find it strangely fitting that "Elivsisdead" should decide to pop on midway through this?
I disagree, I mean it is a little silly, but I wouldn't go so far to say it is the worst thing in the SWU, I firmly believe JJB is firmly holding that candle in his asscheeks
I'm just pissed that there's a Han Solo that I'm not attracted too. That's obviously the biggest problem here.
Seriously. In what universe are the words "Han Solo pelvic thrust" suddenly rendered UN-sexy?? T.T
This is the kinda crap Lucas does that makes me want to murder him. WTF??? The Speeder? The Trash Compactor? The Falcon in Flight? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I think Lucas use hatemail as toilet paper and want to have a infinite supply for himself and the future generations...
These people need to burn, burn for eternity. Ultimate kick in the pompoms to star wars fans the world over. Shame on you SHAME!!
This is what happens when software developers allow their marketing managment sweet-talk into considering the casual gamer demographics; 'cos the rabid hardcore fan will buy your shit anyway.
-stands on top of a pile of dead clowns--clutches dead clown by the scruff--tosses dead clown on to piles of dead clowns--quietly walks away-
Rob forgot the stompin' "I ain't no hologram girl". Yup. Starring Leia. In slave gear. At Jabba's palace.
What bugs me the most is...I mean...can't they have the good/awesome ratings show up...maybe, not on his crotch?
all you guys fail to realize and understand that "im han solo" WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!
Wow, this made me laugh. I'm afraid if I stop laughing I'm going to burst into tears.......
I have the horrible feeling that this game is going to do well for all the wrong reasons. I think it's going to become something a lot of people own simply because of how hilariously bad it is. Don't get me wrong, I think it's terrible for terrible's sake. But for a lot of people, pulling something like this out at a drunken party would be a highlight. It's terrible, it looks absurd, all your favourite Star Wars characters are rendered in super camp definition. I think it'll be one of those 'ironic' cult classics. Students and wankers will buy this because it's "so bad it's funny".
Me, I think it'll simply be so bad, it's bad.
It's like watching a live trainwreck. Even though it's the worst thing ever, you can't stop watching.
I like the Lucas quote in the comments,
"Because this technology didn't exist before in the 70s, I've now been able to do what I consider to be my original vision"So I guess Lucas was always a soulless corporate shill with no actual creativity from day one?Also, I just played the Slave Leia one. I may have played it before with the sound off. I realized it was a Star Wars version of Holla Back Girl.Hmmm... I seem to have broken my keyboard tray rails again. I really need to learn to smash the keyboard in rage with a gentler touch.
And just like that, my faith in all that is good in this world is shattered. If anyone needs me, I'll be off in a corner, watching Empire Strikes Back and crying quietly into my ice cream.
Harrison Ford must have felt this kind of thing would happen when he wanted Solo to die in the first movie back in 1977.
What are you talking about!? That is freakin awesome! "I'm Han Solo!" The Star Wars fans take this shit too seriously if they can't laugh at that! A franchise making fun of itself? Love it.
What video are you guys talking about? Because rob totally posted the wrong video there, as this is the most amazing thing to ever happen to Star Wars.
"I'm so happy that the Carbonite is gone..."
I'm not. Get your Corellian ass back in there.
I couldn't watch. I lasted 48 seconds. You're right. This is worse than Jar-Jar Binks. In fact, it's worse than Jar-Jar Binks and Greedo shooting first added together.
The comments in this thread are about a thousand times more entertaining than the POS above. I never frequented this place, but you guys have me cackling like a maniac amongst the ruination of my post-Dancing Han sanity.
It's like Lucas's imagination had to have a colonoscopy, drank that horrible liquid, and this came out.
Up until now I thought anything with a fist pumping Lobot would be the best Star Wars thing ever...
