There's Been an Important Breakthrough in Robotic Butt Technology

By Rob Bricken in Tech
Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Please note there aren't enough words in the English language to truly convey how fucked up this thing, and its video, are. It will change your world view. It will change your life, and not in a good way. Unless you've been patiently waiting for some kind of technological ass that could show human emotion, in which case I hate and fear you. The only silver lining is that now we know when the robots rise against us, we'll be able to spank them and feel their robo-buttocks tense. Admittedly, that would be more of a relief if I wasn't planning to drink myself to death in the next two hours, but it's kind of all I've got. No thanks to Robert C. for the tip, as I will spend my last few hours cursing his name.

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