Well, the Assassin's Creed III trailer may have been a metaphorical kick to the balls, but England can take solace in that it can finally cross "have a Klingon wedding" off its bucket list. Star Trek-loving Swedes Jossie Sockertopp and Sonnie Gustavsson had a Klingon ceremony at the Destination Star Trek London event, complete with a pleasantly game officiant. It's all very cute. Still, England, you call us when you have your first Klingon divorce -- that's where the real entertainment is at.
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I imagine that a Klingon Divorce would pretty much mean "Ba'thleth stabbings. Ba'thleth stabbings everywhere".
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A Klingon wedding does not require any ceremony at all...just saying the bonding oath to each other and then having violent, room-destroying sex.
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@Kakarottosballs Blasphemy! Worf and Jadzia's traditional Klingon wedding was GLORIOUS!
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You know my wife made me dress up weird for our wedding too except she made me dress up as a normal person. Seriously if a tee shirt is good enough for a funeral it should be good enough for a wedding.
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Depending on the person you marry, your whole life afterwards could be a beating with pain sticks, metaphorically speaking.
Yes, I'm glad I got a divorce. Divorce is a dish best served cold.
