Well, the Assassin’s Creed III trailer may have been a metaphorical kick to the balls, but England can take solace in that it can finally cross “have a Klingon wedding” off its bucket list. Star Trek-loving Swedes Jossie Sockertopp and Sonnie Gustavsson had a Klingon ceremony at the Destination Star Trek London event, complete with a pleasantly game officiant. It’s all very cute. Still, England, you call us when you have your first Klingon divorce — that’s where the real entertainment is at.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.