Everywhere You Look / There’s a Fist / To Smash Your Face In

Avatar isn’t the only mega-franchise getting the belated videogame treatment. The television masterpiece Full House now has a fighting game, courtesy of Topless Roboteer Luminaro. Okay, he made a video of the game and not the game itself, but that should be good enough for anyone who ever wanted to seen John Stamos beat the shit out of Dave Coulier for the right to be called “King of the Uncles.” Incidentally, I hear Bob Saget’s Fatality is to tell his version of “The Aristocrats.” And DJ’s Fatality is to grow up to be disturbingly hot.