“Cicada Hater” – Not a Syfy Movie, but Should Be


So who doesn’t hate cicadas, am I right?

I mean, like, aside from people who don’t know what they are. And those who do but think the incessant noise they make adds ambiance somehow.

But even you – poor naive souls, who think bug sounds are just dandy – you’d hate them if they bred with flying sharks and tyrannosauruses, right?

Cicada Hater is not an actual Syfy original movie…it’s better. Shorter, for one thing. All it’s missing is alcoholic Hollywood has-beens

Watch after the jump.