I mean...just...WHY???
I slightly understand the idea of a Nicolas Cage jacket or Crystal Pepsi jacket on their own, but together...why?? How?? Who??
The only explanation I can think of...is that this is somehow the work of Cage himself.
This thing sold for $200 on eBay.

I mean, yes, it's so amazingly bad that I want it...but $200?
I'm going to start trying to draw William Shatner and the 7up Gold logo right now. Can't be that hard, right?
I mean...just...WHY???
I slightly understand the idea of a Nicolas Cage jacket or Crystal Pepsi jacket on their own, but together...why?? How?? Who??
The only explanation I can think of...is that this is somehow the work of Cage himself.
Seriously. What. The. Fuck. Is that? I think that wins Most Random Internet-found Clothing Article of the Month award... And out of context, I wouldn't have guessed that was supposed to be Nicholas Cage if you'd given me 20 guesses... wow...
@ToplessRobot Crystal Pepsi...I'll never see a taste like that again. Big fat frown.
I only have one reaction to this whole thing...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mXFERc0.gif[/IMG]
That doesn't look much like Nicholas Cage to me. It looks more like the weird-face bad guy from that awful Allen Quatermain move The Asylum pooped out a couple of years ago.
“@ToplessRobot: Nicolas Cage and Crystal Pepsi http://t.co/pN7uy1sZUb via @ToplessRobot” I got a vest w/ the Jersey Devil on it I'll sell
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