Fun fact: One episode of the cartoon featured a floor show by the "Cobra Cuties" in a Cobra R&R base:

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...they were, however, wearing both better qualiter and longer hemlined dresses.

well these are just multiple levels of weird...

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I've seen an official Baroness costume from the same company. It's literally this same costume just solid black, and yet somehow still more dignified than what they did to her in Rise of Cobra.

Following the link to the female costume... they're all pretty lazy. They try a lot harder to be skimpy than they do to be costumes, and they look really cheaply made. Like you'd be lucky to get an evening out of them without their falling apart, which makes sense for children's costumes because they'll outgrow the things, but these are just bad.

I'm pretty sure that Cobra outfit is still more tasteful than that the ones in that one Joecon boxset with female Cobra troopers.

Remember the crappy plastic masks and smocks of childhoods past? Sure, you couldn't breathe or see, but at least people knew who you were!

That Cobra outfit's been out for about five years now.  It's more like Cobra-by-way-of-Vichy-French, which is... kind of appealing, let's face it.

Also, why the hell does the Roadblock costume have an all-black vest and the (awesome) Roadblock toy have a weird white splotch on it?