Is Artoo Gonna Have to Smack a B**ch?
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Sorry, Conan O’Brien – there’s a new O.G. Pimpbot in town, and he’s Pimp2-D2. I’m astonished Disney lawyers are okay with it, but hey, they’re also letting that Escape From Tomorrow movie, shot secretly inside the Disney parks, go free.
Is it worth fifty bucks just for a cheap sight gag? Well, if you ask my wife, little hats make everything better. Not sure where she stands on canes and capes, but I will say that with his tiny mechanical arms, R2 can’t smack a ho that hard.
Pimpin’ Threepio would scare me more. It’s the neurotic ones who are more liable to do something stupid.
via Rebelscum
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist