Your Star Wars Figure Collection Is Incomplete Without "The Force"

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies, Toys
Friday, December 20, 2013 at 10:00 am

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This is up there with those custom burnt skeletons of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, and less tasteless to boot - a custom "action figure" of the invisible power wielded by Jedi. At a buy-it-now eBay price of $13.95, it's a cheaper addition to your collection than most.

It also has infinite points of articulation. And it only exists if your blood has the right midichlorian count. Shipping is even free, with the caveat "Please understand what you're buying." I understand, all right - this is all the proof I need next time some smartass Corellian tells me he's seen nothing to suggest there's some kind of energy field that binds the universe together. I got your proof mint on card, biatch!

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