Movies, Toys

Your Star Wars Figure Collection Is Incomplete Without “The Force”



This is up there with those custom burnt skeletons of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, and less tasteless to boot – a custom “action figure” of the invisible power wielded by Jedi. At a buy-it-now eBay price of $13.95, it’s a cheaper addition to your collection than most.

It also has infinite points of articulation. And it only exists if your blood has the right midichlorian count. Shipping is even free, with the caveat “Please understand what you’re buying.” I understand, all right – this is all the proof I need next time some smartass Corellian tells me he’s seen nothing to suggest there’s some kind of energy field that binds the universe together. I got your proof mint on card, biatch!

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist