What's brown, hard, 13 inches, nearly unaffordable and NOT a Klingon penis? This guy.
I guess it's unrealistic to long for the days when McFarlane's "Deluxe Boxed Set" oversized figures were $20. But $90? I got Granamyr the dragon on Mattycollector for that, and he's almost three feet tall if you extend his legs all the way.
And while I know this is the Arkham City version, he is a little close to the Marvel movie Abomination for my liking. Still, for about half the greenbacks I'd maybe consider it.