Samuel L. Jackson Wants You to Feel Your Testicles

By Luke Y. Thompson in Miscellaneous, Tech
Friday, April 25, 2014 at 11:30 am


Yes, Nick Fury himself wants to know if you've got balls.

It's because he cares, of Senhor Testiculo, he's hoping to prevent cancer. But he has his usual, uniquely profane way of saying it.

I guess he hasn't had it with those motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking pants.

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