Samuel L. Jackson Wants You to Feel Your Testicles
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Yes, Nick Fury himself wants to know if you’ve got balls.
It’s because he cares, of course…like Senhor Testiculo, he’s hoping to prevent cancer. But he has his usual, uniquely profane way of saying it.
I guess he hasn’t had it with those motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking pants.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist