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Admit it, you'd go see the movie above. Alas, that picture above is just a cheap image mashup manufactured by my good self in hopes of a cheap chuckle. The actual video I'm about to show you is simpler, and yet way cooler - the simple substitution of music in a Winter Soldier action sequence just makes all the difference in the world.
Especially when it's Trey Parker music. Fuck yeah.More >>
Seen here in the red suit used to create the cloaking effect, a young JCVD dressed as a giant bug looks more like a refugee from some aborted live-action version of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards than the iconic dreadlocked spacehunter who would go on to face Arnold.
A newly released video from creature FX supervisor Steve Johnson and Stan Winston's son Matt shows the costume in action, and reveals the bullet we dodged (can you imagine NECA making 50+ variants of that as toys?). Van Damme, of course, went on to never wear masks again, focusing instead on making his actual face look like one.More >>
Our name for it is better.
Well, I for one was too busy planning a WrestleMania party all weekend to see what other fun things were going on in the world, but if, like me, you missed out, here are some highlights of this weekend's reader-submitted items, compiled with the help of Kyle LeClair.
Tipsters this week include SlyDante777, skrag2112, Dr.Gonzo82, Anyone00, franciebrady27, rkwsuperstar, troi, Gallen_DugallMore >>
I'm sensitive about "Rainbow Connection." It means a lot to me not just as a fan mourning Jim Henson's passing and a loss of my childhood, but also as my first wedding dance.
With that said, Brock Baker, "the man of a kajillion voices," has done it justice, alternating from Kermit to Miss Piggy to Beaker and even Camilla the chicken. Sign him up for the standard rich and famous contract, please, ghost of Orson Welles. (Also, thanks for never showing Henry Jaglom that particular document.)More >>
Alternately, they may make you vomit. But I'll say one thing about Fiona Flame's St. Louis-based show - her girls sure do like getting felt up. Wocka wocka, or Ma-nah ma-nuh-uh?
All photos courtesy of Jon Gitchoff at our sister publication, the Riverfront Times. Not all may be SFW, but all nips are covered.
Cue pervy Waldorf and Statler:
"This is my favorite part of the show!"
"Yeah! The rear end! Ho ho ho ho!"More >>
You might think one would have to be a hardy soul to manage the chaos of the Muppets for two movies, but James Bobin had already worked with Ali G., Borat and Flight of the Conchords. After that, Kermit and company - even with the addition of evil Kermit doppelganger Constantine - were a dream come true, in many ways. Muppets Most Wanted opens today, so you'll be able to judge how he did, but until then, here's my talk with him about the various challenges in handling such an important legacy to us fans.More >>
Highlights of some of the stories you may have missed over the weekend, compiled with the help of Kyle LeClair.
This weeks tipsters include aidan.jeans, James.k.Polk, SlyDante777, BumblebeeZ3, donnaryoko, troi, Gallen_Dugall, Dr.Gonzo82, Anyone00, Timely-Tardis-Lego, rkwsuperstarMore >>
Lots of people bitch about Michael Bay's handling of the Transformers, but Brooke Seguin decided to do something about it. In a 30-minute musical parody she wrote and directed, which runs for two more weekends at The Hudson Backstage Theatre in Hollywood, Seguin makes Michael Bay an active participant in his own movie, replacing actors on the spot if they aren't "hot" enough, yelling through megaphones, and ensuring that Megan Fox holds the most fetishistic poses possible. Meanwhile, the robots themselves attempt the best acting possible while wearing shoulder pads and cardboard.
We talked to Brooke after catching the show.
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Many people have called Harold P. Warren's Manos: The Hands of Fate the worst movie ever made. I must respectfully contradict those people, Manos cannot be the worst movie in a world in which Barry J. Gillis' 1989 Things exists. Odds are it's not even the worst American movie ever made, though the need for a snappy headline once resulted in me describing Manos as such. (And those words keep coming back to haunt me.)
Muppets Most Wanted was, at one time, entitled Muppets...Again, which would have been both entirely appropriate and a bad marketing hook. It suggests - accurately - that all you have do at this point is give people the Muppets again, and they will come. Of course I will, and of course I was entertained...mostly (hell, I'd even go see Tyler Perry's Madea Meets the Muppets, if only to keep myself guessing which of the gang ends up coming to Jesus - Beaker, obviously). But when I think back to those first three Muppet movies, I find myself asking: didn't they have coherent plots and such? Weren't they more than just a bunch of funny bits thrown together?