Cthulhu, Ming, Manicorn and Wienerdude Are in Lego's 13th Minifigs Collection

Wednesday, November 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm

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They might not be calling them that, but these pics don't lie.

And you thought "Where Are My Pants" Guy was a risque dive into fetishes. What's the over/under on them making a sex dungeon set that they euphemistcally call a "Jockey Supply Store"?

h/t SlyDante777

Bug-A-Salt, the Shotgun That Lets You Blast Flies With Salt

Wednesday, November 26, 2014 at 12:00 pm


People don't kill flies...high-speed salt particles blasted from a pseudo-Nerf shotgun kill flies. Or did I get that backwards?

It's kind of ironic, given that people hit with buckshot are said to have been "peppered." But if you aren't the Karate Kid, able to catch flies with chopsticks, hey, why not spray salt all over your house trying to achieve what a much cheaper can of bug-spray will?

I guess it's more fun to wield a shotgun. Even a bright yellow, fake one. Check it out...

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TR Holiday Gift Guide: Shopping for the Grown-Ass Toy Collector, Made Easier in 5 Steps

Wednesday, November 26, 2014 at 6:00 am


Buying toys as presents for a toy collector is hard. Believe me, I know, because I'm the recipient very often - and the truth is that unless the buyer is a fellow collector and we communicate often about what we like, it is tough to get me something I don't already have. (Admittedly, it was tougher when toys were cheaper.)

I don't know how many casual readers we have who might check in on this site just to get a sense of what toy li'l Gallen or Cousin Poe might like to find under his tree, but this list is in large part for them. Parents, friends, lovers, wealthy benefactors - if your knowledge of collectible toys falls somewhere between "fuck" and "all," yet you wish to please the plastic addict close to your heart...we have some tips.

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Harrison Ford Is Not Happy to Be Here

Tuesday, November 25, 2014 at 10:15 pm


Spotted at Toys R Us today. He does not look like he enjoys being a toy at all.

Top-Down Smackdown: Of Austin Statues and Sting Possibilities

Monday, November 24, 2014 at 4:00 pm


I've spotlighted McFarlane WWE statues before - Undertaker and Randy Savage have gotten the impressive deluxe treatment, and each time, my wife has said, "Well okay, do you really want it?"

To which my answer has always been that this is the kind of line you don't collect all of - you pick your favorite one and leave it at that. And if they ever did a Steve Austin, I'd probably go weak at the knees.

Well...knees weak. But wallet empty. Them's the breaks. Given that this is McFarlane, I'm a little disappointed WWE didn't bend the PG policy just enough to have Austin giving the finger or drinking a beer - you know Todd would totally have done it, but they likely said no.

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Weekstarter: Naked Hermaphrodite Pooh, Bloodsucking Games, Medieval Goats and More

Monday, November 24, 2014 at 6:00 am

"Momaw Lisa" by sonicsnout

It's a new week, and the shortest one of the year, full of gift guides and other content to get the holidays off to a good start. In fact, today we're even going to have a whopping TWO list features! I'd say that it's because you deserve second helpings at Thanksgiving, but we all know that in fact this is likely to be a slow news week, and therefore a good time to showcase feature articles and editorials.

Here's your first of said features - a collection of the best and brightest reader-submitted and Kyle LeClair-compiled news tips over the weekend, to start your Monday off right. This week's tipsters included sonicsnout, troi, Citrus_King, skrag2112, SlyDante777, Dr.Gonzo82, Gallen_Dugall, rkwsuperstar

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NECA's Toy Biz Tribute: Exclusive Keaton Batman Figure Coming With Blu-ray

Thursday, November 20, 2014 at 11:30 am


Holy...wow. NECA just announced the actual Batman figure I wish I'd gotten in 1989. In almost the same packaging, to boot.

They've found some very clever ways to get around the loopholes that give Mattel most of the rights to DC figures in that scale, and I suspect you can thank the deal that was made to allow DC Direct to do Superman and Batman figures for specialty retailers (remember that they couldn't at first). It seems this figure will only come as part of a deluxe Blu-ray set for the 1989 movie, thereby technically not infringing on Mattel's exclusive mass-retail toy license.

The real tribute, of course, would have been Bob the Goon, the only figure anyone found on the pegs for about a year.

Ask Luke's Mother-in-Law: Hard Work, Cats and Food, Food, Food!

Thursday, November 20, 2014 at 8:00 am


Martha Boyd - ex-cop, real-estate appraiser and crazy cat lady - has an answer for everything. Even the strangest questions her son-in-law's readers can come up with. Every week, she handles whatever issues and queries you've got in her own unique fashion.

Hi all!

Last weekend we took another hike into the National Park (I have included some pics from the Jumbo Rocks area). Very pretty rock formations. The rest of the week I was pretty busy doing appraisals as this next week time will be taken with 2 continuing education classes and a meeting at Fannie Mae headquarters. They have a yearly meeting that they like us to attend, so I have to try to do 2 weeks work in 1 week to take off for this other stuff. In Calfornia we have to get 56 hours of continuing education every 4 yrs, or generally 14 hours a year. Most of the classes we can take online, so that is pretty good.

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Topless Toy Chest: Masters of the Universe Classics Battle Ram

Wednesday, November 19, 2014 at 3:16 pm


A couple of years ago at Comic-Con, sculptors The Four Horsemen showed off a prototype of a resculpted Battle Ram vehicle, scaled to Masters of the Universe Classics figures. As fans themselves, it was something they wanted to do, but Mattel kept saying it was cost-prohibitive and the resources of the line could be better spent elsewhere.

And then fans proved they'd buy a $300 Castle Grayskull. So here's your $110 Battle Ram.

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Right in the Childhood! Gentle Giant Is Making 12" Marvel Secret Wars Figures

Wednesday, November 19, 2014 at 12:30 pm


If you can find any of the Marvel Secret Wars toys from the '80s today, the plastic has generally collapsed into the kind of softness generally associated with a 100 year-old dude's manhood (Stan Lee excepted - you know that dude does Viagra 24-7). But back then, it was a kid's entryway into comics that went deeper than just Spider-Man and Captain America - less familiar characters (for the time) included Wolverine, Kang and Baron Zemo, and it was the first time young me ever became aware of them. (Yes, Wolverine was once a lesser-known character. Strange, but true.)

And now Gentle Giant is upsizing them into the $90, foot-high price range...and including the lenticular shields that were the central gimmick of the line! Black costume Spider-Man is first, fittingly, as the Secret Wars comic was the origin of that outfit and Venom by extension. For today only, Marvel's even offering a discount code. Hobgoblin will follow, and it looks like Wolverine and Kang are next.

Yes, Kang is apparently popular enough now to merit a $90 figure. Never thought you'd see that day, didja?