By Rob Bricken in
Toys
Thursday, Jun. 26 2008 @ 10:02AM
'Cause I got nuthin'. I mean, they don't look so awful as to be hideous (with the possible exceptions of R2-D2 and the Shrek-like Yoda). There are a lot of them, but they come free with bottles of zero calorie Pepsi Nex in Japan, except for Wicket and Paploo, who'll be sold at the Japanese Star Wars Celebration, according to the guru Toys R Evil. So...anyone got a good joke about these things? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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cKHAVIKk said:
you think R2 looks worse than Darth Maul?
For shame....
Patrick Cooper said:
What the hell is the silver one with the Rebel Alliance symbol on its belly supposed to be? Ditto for the Imperial one.
Boba looks f'ing sick man, you can't deny that.
Tissa Tack said:
Wow, Japan only? That's news is going to be unbearable for American Star Wars fans. They're cute, some of them, but I'm a little fuzzy as to who some of those characters are supposed to be. Beary interesting, overall, although I think the green one bearly looks like Yoda. Okay, so they're jokes, but they're not any good. -__-'Gimme a break.
....A long, long, time ago, in the galaxy of Ursa Minor?....
Nope? Nope :\ Meh, I tried.
Kevin said:
What? No Emp-bear-ror Palpatine?
Mechabeast said:
Japan has successfully found a way to make bears cute and incredibly horrific at the same time.
thats all I got.
Zach said:
How about "Medicom unable even to make small bears look like small bears." Seriously, Wicket is okay, but the other two Ewoks look like shit, and they should look the most like themselves, considering they're essentially TINY BEARS. Darth Maul does look pretty sweet, though. Vader, too. I even like R2. But why do generic Imperial and Rebel bears, when you could do a Gamorrean Guard and Kit Fisto? I used to collect Be@rbricks, but ugh.
Zach said:
Or a Tusken Raider! Gah!
Patrick said:
You want a clever joke for this one? Ok, how about this?
"I have a bear-y bad feeling about this"
or maybe
"That's no moon, it's a space bear"
and finally
"May the bears be with you.....always"
Mechsae (Joe) said:
"Star Wars recast for all Ewok version"
Seriouisly, it looks like they took everyone of those things and turned them into ewoks and threw actual ewoks in for comparison.
Dylan H. said:
Star Wars for furries. The Ewoks and Chewbacca just weren't enough.
GrumpyPieceOfChicken said:
Big fan, first post...
Howzabout "Star Wars Collectible Deviations Bordering on Ursanine"
They're not for me, but I acknowledge the right for anything Star Wars to exist. I do like Threepio the best and think Artoo is totally weak. The Ewoks are practically bears anyway, so... meh. Maybe it'd be cool if they made 'em into all sorts of animals, but then I guess they wouldn't really be Be@rBricks.
Oh well, wake me when someone makes a Kit Fisto sprinkler toy that spins and shoot water out of his tendrils. I mean, duh.
Jason said:
Why doesn't America get soda premiums? Not that these are fantastic or anything but it'd be nice to get something.
Captain Kirk said:
Star Wars Sux
Kevin said:
I am selling 15 of them!!!!
Anyone interested?
