The New Greatest American Hero Is American, Not Particularly Heroic Yet, But Greatly Stacked
Posted at 4:33 PM Jul 29, 2008
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Ladies, I'm sorry, but this isn't my fault. I didn't cast her, so don't shoot the messenger. At any rate, The Greatest American Hero saga lives on, with a new comic book announced at SDCC, and a new webisode series, the first chapter of which is above. The good news: it ties directly into GAH continuity, by continuing from the TV movie The Greatest American Heroine (which I did not know existed until I saw it on Wikipedia; it was a sequel/pilot that didn't get picked up). Anyways, the star is the niece (maybe? daughter?) of the original G.A. Heroine, who apparently died last year (story-wise, not in real life. That would be unfortunate)..
The bad news: there's no suit or superpowers in this first chapter, just some nonsense about a malfunctioning rat trap and her shaving her legs. And the volume changes from reasonably audible to not audible at all. But! If you go to the official GAH site, you can see that actress Morgan Hathaway certainly...uh...fills out the suit nicely. Okay, that was totally my fault. Now I'm going to go stand in the corner and think about what I've done for a while.
Comments
At 2:15 did that radio station say it'd call sign was Gay PTZ?
Posted 07/29/2008 at 02:00:12 PMI didn't even bother watching this "webisode" -- the "official" trailer was bad enough.
Seriously, the only reason anyone would watch this would be to see Hathaway's ... assets ... flying around in that suit. Even that's not reason enough.
Posted 07/29/2008 at 03:30:29 PMThis is the ninth circle of lame. The website was hilarious, though, listing all the characters' favorite colors and animals. I'm sure this is what passes for character development in this mess.
Posted 07/29/2008 at 05:03:58 PMgood one and also you will find latest hollywood trailers here
Posted 07/30/2008 at 01:02:29 AMhttp://www.goofit.com
Well, to be fair, I *have* seen worse acting than that, before...
Granted, most of the examples I can think of involve Tor Johnson, or full-motion video clips with signifigant loading times. And they had more honest cinematic passion. But hey...they WERE worse!
Mostly.
Posted 07/30/2008 at 01:35:10 AM