Five-Year Mission Ends with S#*tty Nutcrackers
Posted at 4:08 PM Dec 15, 2008
Remember those incredible shitty, horribly sculpted and yet still non-functioning Star Wars nutcrackers from a few weeks ago? Well, Chris Cummins (author of today's Daily List, among many others) has shown me the flip side of the shitty, nutcracking coin (?), which features these impossibly terrible AND STILL NON-FUNCTIONAL Star Trek nutcrackers. What's more retarded--the fact that these people are so stupid as to not locate the nutcracker in these characters' mouths, or the fact that they're charging $35 EACH for these miserable little shit piles? Bleagh.
Comments
Is this a joke? Seriously? I can see this (maybe) if the non-working mechanism was in their mouths, but this is fucking insane. Whoever buys these needs to know that there's easier ways to get firewood...
Posted 12/15/2008 at 02:38:28 PMHow fucking hard is it to make a functional nutcracker? It's not like I'm asking them to build a supercomputer or something,just a nutcracker that cracks nuts.
Posted 12/15/2008 at 02:47:53 PMThat's...just so sad. Unfortunate that they fail in the function department, as I sort of like them otherwise...
Posted 12/15/2008 at 06:17:25 PMWhy does Spock have a cloven hoof for a hand? :|
Posted 12/16/2008 at 06:55:57 AM