Well, specifically, he just blew up Montevideo, Uruquay, and he didn't blow it up as much as make a little fan movie of giant robots blowing it up. This video has been circulating around the nettertubes after it was announced that Mandate Pictures was going to give him $1 million to direct a $30 million film, purely on the basis of this video... which cost $500. Now, I think the video looks cool; in fact, for $500, it's unbelievable. But would I give this dude $30 million or a movie because of it? Fuck and no. That's a terrible idea. He obviously knows his special effects and has a keen eye, but can he manage a professional shoot or actors? Can he deal with a script or even just actors reading lines? No one knows, because this little movie is neither professional nor does it have a story. Still, I guess it's good that Hollywood gives the utterly untrained a chance once in a while. Hey, maybe this'll be the dude that finally edges Uwe Boll out of a job.
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JOE said:
It's alright. Not worth a million bucks and work on a 30 mil picture.
Then again he does have the nauseating shaky cam method down like a pro.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 03:27:06 PM
Dan Tacos said:
I kind of like that they're slow robots. I hated all the fastness of the ones in Transformers; you couldn't tell what the fuck was happening most of the time.
But I'm curious: if the slow robots were going to turn into fortresses and then go all A-bomb when they got to the center of town, why did they bother blowing all that stuff up on the way there? It seems like a total waste of ammo. In fact, why did they even need robots? Why not just shoot a bomb in there and get it over with? I don't get it. Did he have to pay to enter the pie-eating contest, or did they just let him in?
Posted 12/03/2009 at 03:36:56 PM
The Flash III replied to Dan Tacos:
If only Uraguay had planes newer than WWII, they might have stood a chance.
I also like the slower robots. It's completely stupid to have robots weighing tons flying around like ballet dancers in the Matrix. For that to work you have to suspend disbelief AND the laws of physics. The Transformers would've broken apart doing the crazy stuff they did.
Why did the robots blow stuff up? For fun.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 03:51:23 PM
Mock26 replied to The Flash III:
You have no problem with transforming intelligent robots (who can generate unlimited amounts of ammunition out of nothing!) but you have a problem with the way that they move?
:-D
Posted 12/04/2009 at 01:13:39 PM
edgreen86 replied to Dan Tacos:
I agree with Dan - if you're going to nuke the city, why bother with robots and squadrons of spacecraft?
I could come up with a half dozen reasons (in an attempt to logical within a story line), but why bother? Fun effects, and he didn't do a bad job directing the child at the beginning (Child actors can be tough to direct), but millions for a first time director? Okay...
Posted 12/03/2009 at 05:22:10 PM
Madness Monk said:
Happens all the time. People get hired for features because they direct splashy commercials. Sometimes you get Ridley Scott and sometimes you get Tarsem. And what about the guys who did "Mama," and are now being mentored by Guillermo del Toro? Maybe they know how to tell a story -- maybe not. It's a gamble. This looked okay to me. Hope the team is ready to make the most of the big break and that they don't get shackled with some crap script. (One quibble: After putting so much care into the look, it's a shame they couldn't spring for some original music.)
Posted 12/03/2009 at 03:41:52 PM
daiana replied to Madness Monk:
here you can see some original music:
Ataque de Pánico! 2009 / SNAKE: Video Clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8F9Qvror6g
it's spanish of course :)
Posted 12/06/2009 at 07:24:38 PM
Rabid Platypus said:
It's killing me. What was the music from originally?
Posted 12/03/2009 at 03:54:07 PM
Awesome all day replied to Rabid Platypus:
I always thought it was godspeed you black emperor but, I guess it is John Murphy.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:54:09 PM
FuryOfFirestorm said:
BITCH, PLEASE!
Vandal Savage did it first 11 years ago in the "DC One Million" crossover!
Posted 12/03/2009 at 03:57:57 PM
cocacolaoso replied to FuryOfFirestorm:
I thought exactly the same thing! DC One Million was there first!
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:01:35 AM
Scoots McGee said:
I liked it better the first time when it was called Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:07:08 PM
michael said:
Let's see, just in the last year "9" and "District 9" were released by di directors that were discovered because of their shorts
I thought nerds came here...
Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:28:38 PM
michael replied to michael:
Obviously my html fu is weak. The links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQcMeNh7Hc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bN64ISyUA
I thought nerds came here...Obviously I'm not one either.
-m
Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:31:09 PM
bookfisher said:
Maybe, just maybe studios are so fed up on Emmerichs and Bays, they throw money after anyone, who can make a film for less money than the cultural state budget of a small European nation
But yeah this makes me think of either "The Producers" or SkyCaptain
Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:30:02 PM
SpecterM91 said:
Oh shit, someone call the Earth Defense Force.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:39:59 PM
emon xie said:
The music is by John Murphy from the 28 Days Later soundtrack, called "In the House, In a Heartbeat" and like "Clubbed to Death" from Matrix, it's destined to get reused again and again as a shorthand emotional trigger because it works well enough.
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Posted 12/03/2009 at 04:41:18 PM
stewbacca said:
Id say thats insane if he did it for 500.00--
but of course what he doesnt tell you is that he didnt actually cost out the time he spent on it (or the computer to do it)-- so when he tells us he spent 5000 man hours on it its not impressive (alhtough I dont know minimum wage in Uraguay)- and all the actors were unpaid-- and so on-- 500.00 is a made up number---
Also when I see 40 ft robots coming at me on a highway-- my first instinct would be to jump out of my car and run away on foot as well....I mean making a Uturn and hauling ass at 60 MPH seems useless when I can run away on foot--- I guess he figures it will be easier to dodge them in a Zig Zag like Rhinos.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 05:13:02 PM
Chrisjf said:
I love the guy at the pay phone who only just realized the city was being blown up by giant robots.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 05:47:48 PM
Megiddo said:
It's weird as hell seeing a stop sign say "PARE" instead of "ALTO".
This was pretty good, but I'd rather Hollywood look at the work of those brothers who did a Half-Life thing last thing.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 07:43:04 PM
Furious Badsex said:
I doubt they gave him the deal based on that short alone. I think thats what got him the meeting and then he managed to convince the executives that he could give them a return on their investment.
Anyways, its not like Hollywood is short on cash or anything. And 30 million isn't exactly Transformers level budget anyways.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 08:02:34 PM
Tierney said:
Fede Alvarez is a commercial director and has a pretty lengthy credit list. If Ridley Scott can hire a British commercial director without credits to direct DiCaprio then Raimi should be allowed to hire this guy to direct a bunch of robots.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 08:54:02 PM
Popurri said:
Are you jealous that you didn't get a couple of millions for whining about movies,Rob?
Posted 12/03/2009 at 09:35:39 PM
Avid said:
I wish the same fortune would reach me as well... my little Geek Film gets no love... guys check it out..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksVuvKKjkQE
Posted 12/03/2009 at 10:00:31 PM
Church said:
"... can he manage a professional shoot or actors? "
Rob, he's going to Hollywood, not Vancouver.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 10:10:23 PM
Mickey said:
it was kind of refreshing to see a city besides New York, LA, or Washington DC get blown up. Aren't there like a billion cities in the world and it is always one of those places. I guess you could throw Tokyo in there since all the Godzilla movies.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 10:27:35 PM
Runescope said:
What I can't believe is that he stuck a baby stroller going down the steps. That's like a wilhelm scream. Totally overused, and has BEEN overused since the silent movies.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 10:28:41 PM
Nega said:
It was like a Stephen Sommers film with less shitty effects.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 11:29:11 PM
Ranchoth said:
Heh...I caught the baby carriage rolling unattended down the steps. Nice eye for the classics. :)
Now all it needed was one of the robots tearing up and/or eating an L-train.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 12:06:29 AM
HBCat said:
Great short. Hope he gets the contract. Hollywood desperately needs some new blood (it's a tragic year with Avatar and Twilight are being touted as the biggest science fiction movies of the year. WTF?) Methinks Rob has gone Harry Knowles on us and is going mainstream.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:27:19 AM
Karma said:
And there you have it. Uruquay's answer to Micheal Bay.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 02:39:27 AM
The Uruguayan said:
The name of the Country is Uruguay, not U R GAY ... xD
Posted 12/04/2009 at 08:33:47 AM
rasmodeus said:
This was a pretty awesome video. Robots blowing up stuff--I mean, come on. Nonsensical but lots of fun for the 5 minutes.
I'm not saying that _I_ would give him the directors chair for a $30 million dollar movie though. He's got great skills, but let's face it, there's nothing original here.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 10:18:54 AM
Anonymous said:
Heheh. "U R Gay".
This music is the 28 Days Later theme, right? The only apocalyptic track worth hearing, in my opinion.
Posted 12/04/2009 at 04:35:38 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
Bender's dream of Killing All Humans came true at last. Something terrible tells me that he was behind the whole thing....
Posted 12/04/2009 at 04:37:25 PM
Pete said:
this is really quality work and i think that it is entirely unfair to deem him "untrained."
as a student, it's really comforting...watching this movie and seeing that if someone does quality work, they are rewarded and recognized and given a chance to work in the medium they love.
what story is there is very subtle...and simple. approachable in the way that a short film is and should be. it was entertaining and well shot...especially when considering the forethought, rather, the imagination to coordinate each shot with what was likely a cheap video camera, hell, even a camcorder, and to superimpose the entire action in post.
i think that it's disrespectful to criticize the guy's work or question whether or not he "deserves" to be afforded this chance to participate in a field he loves.
Posted 12/05/2009 at 01:54:02 AM
vesponda said:
i live in Uruguay and let me say, for a country that has no interest in film making that short is really awesome, no one (or almost no one) supported them. i think it took them like five years to make the short because they had to work, so for an underdeveloped country i think is really, really good. Besides you can't question Sam Raimi's decision, he's Sam fucking Raimi!!!
Posted 12/05/2009 at 10:01:36 AM
daiana said:
This is professional! The dude's name is Federico Alvarez, he made this film for a uruguayan rock group named "Snake" ;"Panic attack" is the name of their song, you can see the video clip here:
Ataque de Pánico! 2009 / SNAKE: Video Clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8F9Qvror6g
He direct also several publicity spots so he has experience with actors.
Arriba URUGUAY carajo!!!!!!!
Posted 12/06/2009 at 05:27:39 PM






