• It looks like a smurf. Duh.

• Watch, just WATCH this being next week's FFF

• Looks like a smurf. What's the big deal?

• What about sniffing glue?

• I thought you guys were near Luxembourg.

• Luckily, we live in a more sophisticated, enlightened time, my friend. ...the actual movie will just have <a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneWomanWail>Lisa Gerrard</a> singing the theme song. Or plaintively wailing it, anyway.

• Oh, and I almost forgot: the soundtrack is playing a bunch of children softly chanting "La la la la, la lalaaaaaa".

• Man, that thing looks like it ought to be sitting at the foot of some kid's bed in an '80s horror movie. The kid lies there looking around in mortal terror and then the Smurf's head starts twisting around on its shoulders while it laughs and laughs with that goofy Smurfy giggle.

• Does...does the smurf have a pronounced...package? Tell me the smurf doesn't have a pronounced package.

• I have to admit that I love the smurfs and this one looks exactly like they are.

• No one picture has so accurately captured the failures of the modern animation industry. Specifically the incessant need to make everything 3D CG, even when the original source material has far more character as a 2D image, i.e. anything by Dr. Seuss. You can't throw realistic textures on a character that was never designed to have them without it looking like a crime against nature.

• Only now that you've planted the idea.

• I'm just gonna leave this here and walk away briskly http://www.evl.uic.edu/caylor/SMURF/aryan.htm1

• Oh god...all the childhood memories of being horrified of those things are all flooding back...

• SWEET BLEEPIN' ASSCRACKERS! KILL ME NOW! =O

• A quote from my favorite edition of Twisted Toyfare Theatre is in order here: "I came to kick smurf and chew bubblesmurf and I'm all out of Bubblesmurf..."

• MyNoNos, Hhmm, I disagree with you about him having 'haunting, horrible dead eyes'. They have more the 'I want to rape you whilst I laugh loudly'-look to them. No wonder Gargamel doesn't want them living in his forest.

• I think it's the "drowsy" upper eyelids that are causing the worst of the creepiness. Just a little out of place touch that nudges the whole thing into the uncanny valley...block them out by adjusting the browser window, and the whole thing becomes a lot more innocuous. ...until you notice the subdued but noticable crotch-bulge under the smurf pants, suggestive of a cloaca. Crom.

• It's they eyes that are the worst. They look like something familiar...a creepy cartoon character? A creepy toy? I just can't place it...help me out here, people.

• Really, I actually love Peyo's work with the Smurfs... His graphic novels are a thing of genius. "King Smurf" in particular is a great political farce. This, I'm very scared to admit, will be nothing like them. Just like the old 80's tv cartoon's hollow attempt.

• Umm... it's a smurf. That's exactly what they should like in the real world. If you have a problem with how this looks, then I gather you have a problem with smurfs in general to which I reply: "Oh well." There are more horrid things to at. Like a nude Roseanne rubbing a stick of warm butter under her boob-crease while standing barefoot in two bowls of creamed corn.

• MY GOD. There are no words for the horror of a smurf, but I have figured it out. The smurf is not fictional but in fact quite real! He has already invaded South America and has been living amongst its people causing terror and destruction. That's right, THE SOUTH AMERICAN GNOME AND THE SMURF SPECIES ARE ONE AND THE SAME. My proof---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X7n4RAbos#watch-main-area

• Peyo would be spinning in his grave.

• Okay, Karma does have a point. It's exactly what a CGI Smurf outta look like, fair enough. And really, the eyes aren't so bad. It's just the creepy Slasher Smile that creates the Pennywise effect... I really, really hope the Smurfs aren't all sporting that smile in the film.

• This made me recall that a small local ice cream shop had blue "Smurf ice cream". The board advertising the new flavor had badly drawm fluorescent blue smurfs smurflly cavorting on it. I remember when some smartass ahead of me in line asked "Does it have real smurfs in it or just artificial smurfs" and the girl replied "Oh, we only use real smurfs. We grind them up and blend them into the ice cream"....

• Amen to that.....

• lol I think it looks cool. call me crazy.

• This can't be for a CGI kid's movie. This is from a horror movie and this is the part of the movie where they see something harmless but Oh God look at the eyes shitfuck it's got Becky aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

• I agree. I actually think a cgi/live action movie would fit the Smurfs pretty well..not that I think it could be a good movie. Just wait till we see "Yogi Bear."

• CG Smurf movie? Oh James Cameron is so gonna sue them for stealing his idea.

• I saw smurf cosplay porn. It was...unfortunate. But I couldn't look away. And I've got to hand it to the make-up department. No smudging on the all-white clothes. Not even when the second dude came in. Or the third. And now I'm sad.

• Looks like a still frame taken from 'the Ring.' You know, the black and white video shit, with all the dead horses and evilness.

• WTS?

• I don't remember this from AI, was this one of the same kind of freaky terrifying robot range that brought us "Teddy", the growling horrific nightmare.

• And, you know, the thing about a Smurf... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

• Don't worry, the Schtroumpfs are 100 (101 with the smurfette), no more. Trust me I'm french (from France, the little country near Belgium :) )

• It... Looks like a Smurf. That's about all I can say.

• A-fucking-greed.

• Don't post this here!!! You're only encouraging an FFF filled with Smurf dry humping and....oh the horror. Just goes to show how much FFF has corrupted me that I instantly saw a scenario play out in my head after one look at this picture....where's the tequila????

• ...suddenly i thought of smurfette, and popped a boner. ... ... ... -sit sunder cold shower sobbing-

• Thank you! I don't get this at all. It looks like a smurf. What did you guys expect it to look like?

• -"Holy smurfing fuckbuckets" Shouldn't those be smurfbuckets?

• All your smurf are belong to smurf.

• Hey a Smurf!

• That reminds me. I need to track down that Smurf genetic warfare apocalypse contest entry I posted forever ago. Maybe I can offer it up and get a screenplay credit. That seems to be the direction they're going in.

• Why does this picture remind me of the Pillsbury Doughboy?

• Oh man, I didn´t notice... so finally a manly smurf, and we begin to have an idea how smurf babies are done....

• To quote the late Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

• You know what would be the greatest crossover? Wait for it... Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the Smurfs! In 3D!!1 ... *eats a cyanide pill*

• What about it? It looks like every other smurf I've ever seen.

• Is it just me or does that smurf's left hand kinda look like a dick and balls?

• Hey, atleast it's not 10 feet tall and catlike.

• It's def the skin texture that is creeping me out.

• Actually, its eyes make it look like "Wake-n-Bake Smurf."

• I really don't want to see a movie with hundreds if not thousands of animated, topless Gary Colemans.

• It's eyes... Those haunting, horrible, dead eyes...

• It is creepy, but at least it looks exactly like a Smurf.

• It looks like the same horribly animated cartoon from the 80's...

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