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Lord Alvarez said:
It looks like the same horribly animated cartoon from the 80's...
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:23:34 AM
MyNoNos said:
It's eyes...
Those haunting, horrible, dead eyes...
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:26:49 AM
Zeblue said:
I really don't want to see a movie with hundreds if not thousands of animated, topless Gary Colemans.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:31:04 AM
Tom replied to Zeblue:
Don't worry, the Schtroumpfs are 100 (101 with the smurfette), no more. Trust me I'm french (from France, the little country near Belgium :) )
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:16:49 PM
Captain Spadge said:
Hey, atleast it's not 10 feet tall and catlike.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:35:27 AM
Moishe replied to Captain Spadge:
A quote from my favorite edition of Twisted Toyfare Theatre is in order here:
"I came to kick smurf and chew bubblesmurf and I'm all out of Bubblesmurf..."
Posted 02/02/2010 at 05:38:36 PM
Jeff Manley said:
Is it just me or does that smurf's left hand kinda look like a dick and balls?
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:37:41 AM
Garyx replied to Jeff Manley:
Oh man, I didn´t notice... so finally a manly smurf, and we begin to have an idea how smurf babies are done....
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:43:56 AM
Hypersapien replied to Jeff Manley:
Only now that you've planted the idea.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 06:41:19 PM
Archer said:
What about it? It looks like every other smurf I've ever seen.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:39:19 AM
Merle replied to Archer:
Thank you! I don't get this at all. It looks like a smurf. What did you guys expect it to look like?
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:01:07 PM
Sythlia said:
You know what would be the greatest crossover?
Wait for it...
Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the Smurfs! In 3D!!1
...
*eats a cyanide pill*
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:39:30 AM
Nameless Grunt said:
To quote the late Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:42:52 AM
Whoever said:
Why does this picture remind me of the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:46:07 AM
SafetyDance101 said:
That reminds me. I need to track down that Smurf genetic warfare apocalypse contest entry I posted forever ago. Maybe I can offer it up and get a screenplay credit. That seems to be the direction they're going in.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:46:32 AM
Kaoy said:
-"Holy smurfing fuckbuckets"
Shouldn't those be smurfbuckets?
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:55:57 AM
rickicker said:
...suddenly i thought of smurfette, and popped a boner.
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...
...
-sit sunder cold shower sobbing-
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:04:46 PM
DJBJ said:
Don't post this here!!! You're only encouraging an FFF filled with Smurf dry humping and....oh the horror. Just goes to show how much FFF has corrupted me that I instantly saw a scenario play out in my head after one look at this picture....where's the tequila????
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:05:01 PM
SpecterM91 said:
It... Looks like a Smurf. That's about all I can say.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:14:48 PM
Frito said:
And, you know, the thing about a Smurf... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:25:50 PM
CrackerJacker said:
I don't remember this from AI, was this one of the same kind of freaky terrifying robot range that brought us "Teddy", the growling horrific nightmare.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:42:25 PM
swetepete said:
Looks like a still frame taken from 'the Ring.' You know, the black and white video shit, with all the dead horses and evilness.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 12:57:48 PM
Prophet for Profit said:
I saw smurf cosplay porn. It was...unfortunate. But I couldn't look away. And I've got to hand it to the make-up department. No smudging on the all-white clothes. Not even when the second dude came in. Or the third. And now I'm sad.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 01:04:22 PM
Greg said:
CG Smurf movie? Oh James Cameron is so gonna sue them for stealing his idea.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 01:06:26 PM
Lt. said:
This can't be for a CGI kid's movie. This is from a horror movie and this is the part of the movie where they see something harmless but Oh God look at the eyes shitfuck it's got Becky aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 02/02/2010 at 01:34:54 PM
Bunny Fu said:
This made me recall that a small local ice cream shop had blue "Smurf ice cream". The board advertising the new flavor had badly drawm fluorescent blue smurfs smurflly cavorting on it.
I remember when some smartass ahead of me in line asked "Does it have real smurfs in it or just artificial smurfs" and the girl replied "Oh, we only use real smurfs. We grind them up and blend them into the ice cream"....
Posted 02/02/2010 at 01:53:33 PM
ZADL said:
I think you fail to realize just how horrid most people think Smurfs are, and since this one looks (as you correctly pointed out) exactly like a Smurf only in 3D , its horridness cannot be understated. Lovecraft never dreamt of anything so horrid. The Elder Gods themselves cower in the face of this. Think of it: THERE WILL BE A MOVIE OF THESE! LOTS OF THEM! Now, if you aren't crapping your pants in terror (like I just did) at this notion, then you are too far gone to be saved.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 02:40:56 PM
WetOREO said:
Hey everyone! Point and laugh over there, because it's "Don't get the joke Guy"! Get his autograph before he dies of loneliness!
Posted 02/02/2010 at 02:41:22 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
He never actually said that it didn't look like a Smurf.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 02:52:02 PM
Zann said:
Okay, Karma does have a point. It's exactly what a CGI Smurf outta look like, fair enough.
And really, the eyes aren't so bad. It's just the creepy Slasher Smile that creates the Pennywise effect... I really, really hope the Smurfs aren't all sporting that smile in the film.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 02:52:46 PM
Crazy Wayne said:
MY GOD. There are no words for the horror of a smurf, but I have figured it out. The smurf is not fictional but in fact quite real! He has already invaded South America and has been living amongst its people causing terror and destruction. That's right, THE SOUTH AMERICAN GNOME AND THE SMURF SPECIES ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
My proof---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X7n4RAbos#watch-main-area
Posted 02/02/2010 at 03:10:04 PM
t-fal said:
Umm... it's a smurf. That's exactly what they should like in the real world. If you have a problem with how this looks, then I gather you have a problem with smurfs in general to which I reply: "Oh well."
There are more horrid things to at. Like a nude Roseanne rubbing a stick of warm butter under her boob-crease while standing barefoot in two bowls of creamed corn.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 03:10:14 PM
Nojoy said:
Really, I actually love Peyo's work with the Smurfs... His graphic novels are a thing of genius. "King Smurf" in particular is a great political farce. This, I'm very scared to admit, will be nothing like them. Just like the old 80's tv cartoon's hollow attempt.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 03:53:00 PM
NameofRain said:
It's they eyes that are the worst. They look like something familiar...a creepy cartoon character? A creepy toy? I just can't place it...help me out here, people.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 04:17:47 PM
Ranchoth said:
I think it's the "drowsy" upper eyelids that are causing the worst of the creepiness. Just a little out of place touch that nudges the whole thing into the uncanny valley...block them out by adjusting the browser window, and the whole thing becomes a lot more innocuous.
...until you notice the subdued but noticable crotch-bulge under the smurf pants, suggestive of a cloaca. Crom.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 04:37:21 PM
Farglesnarf said:
Oh god...all the childhood memories of being horrified of those things are all flooding back...
Posted 02/02/2010 at 05:56:23 PM
Raze said:
I'm just gonna leave this here and walk away briskly
http://www.evl.uic.edu/caylor/SMURF/aryan.htm1
Posted 02/02/2010 at 06:26:42 PM
Admiral Dillhole said:
No one picture has so accurately captured the failures of the modern animation industry. Specifically the incessant need to make everything 3D CG, even when the original source material has far more character as a 2D image, i.e. anything by Dr. Seuss.
You can't throw realistic textures on a character that was never designed to have them without it looking like a crime against nature.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 07:09:52 PM
Talisman said:
Does...does the smurf have a pronounced...package?
Tell me the smurf doesn't have a pronounced package.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 09:46:35 PM
Ubiq said:
Man, that thing looks like it ought to be sitting at the foot of some kid's bed in an '80s horror movie. The kid lies there looking around in mortal terror and then the Smurf's head starts twisting around on its shoulders while it laughs and laughs with that goofy Smurfy giggle.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:25:25 PM
Ubiq replied to Ubiq:
Oh, and I almost forgot: the soundtrack is playing a bunch of children softly chanting "La la la la, la lalaaaaaa".
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:28:56 PM
Ranchoth replied to Ubiq:
Luckily, we live in a more sophisticated, enlightened time, my friend.
...the actual movie will just have Lisa Gerrard singing the theme song. Or plaintively wailing it, anyway.
Posted 02/02/2010 at 11:50:39 PM






