It looks like the same horribly animated cartoon from the 80's...

It is creepy, but at least it looks exactly like a Smurf.

It's eyes...
Those haunting, horrible, dead eyes...

I really don't want to see a movie with hundreds if not thousands of animated, topless Gary Colemans.

Actually, its eyes make it look like "Wake-n-Bake Smurf."

Hey, atleast it's not 10 feet tall and catlike.

It's def the skin texture that is creeping me out.

Is it just me or does that smurf's left hand kinda look like a dick and balls?

What about it? It looks like every other smurf I've ever seen.

You know what would be the greatest crossover?

Wait for it...

Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the Smurfs! In 3D!!1

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*eats a cyanide pill*

To quote the late Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

Why does this picture remind me of the Pillsbury Doughboy?

That reminds me. I need to track down that Smurf genetic warfare apocalypse contest entry I posted forever ago. Maybe I can offer it up and get a screenplay credit. That seems to be the direction they're going in.

Hey a Smurf!

All your smurf are belong to smurf.

-"Holy smurfing fuckbuckets"

Shouldn't those be smurfbuckets?

...suddenly i thought of smurfette, and popped a boner.
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-sit sunder cold shower sobbing-

Don't post this here!!! You're only encouraging an FFF filled with Smurf dry humping and....oh the horror. Just goes to show how much FFF has corrupted me that I instantly saw a scenario play out in my head after one look at this picture....where's the tequila????

It... Looks like a Smurf. That's about all I can say.

And, you know, the thing about a Smurf... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

I don't remember this from AI, was this one of the same kind of freaky terrifying robot range that brought us "Teddy", the growling horrific nightmare.

WTS?

Looks like a still frame taken from 'the Ring.' You know, the black and white video shit, with all the dead horses and evilness.

I saw smurf cosplay porn. It was...unfortunate. But I couldn't look away. And I've got to hand it to the make-up department. No smudging on the all-white clothes. Not even when the second dude came in. Or the third. And now I'm sad.

CG Smurf movie? Oh James Cameron is so gonna sue them for stealing his idea.

This can't be for a CGI kid's movie. This is from a horror movie and this is the part of the movie where they see something harmless but Oh God look at the eyes shitfuck it's got Becky aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol I think it looks cool. call me crazy.

This made me recall that a small local ice cream shop had blue "Smurf ice cream". The board advertising the new flavor had badly drawm fluorescent blue smurfs smurflly cavorting on it.

I remember when some smartass ahead of me in line asked "Does it have real smurfs in it or just artificial smurfs" and the girl replied "Oh, we only use real smurfs. We grind them up and blend them into the ice cream"....

I think you fail to realize just how horrid most people think Smurfs are, and since this one looks (as you correctly pointed out) exactly like a Smurf only in 3D , its horridness cannot be understated. Lovecraft never dreamt of anything so horrid. The Elder Gods themselves cower in the face of this. Think of it: THERE WILL BE A MOVIE OF THESE! LOTS OF THEM! Now, if you aren't crapping your pants in terror (like I just did) at this notion, then you are too far gone to be saved.

Hey everyone! Point and laugh over there, because it's "Don't get the joke Guy"! Get his autograph before he dies of loneliness!

He never actually said that it didn't look like a Smurf.

Okay, Karma does have a point. It's exactly what a CGI Smurf outta look like, fair enough.

And really, the eyes aren't so bad. It's just the creepy Slasher Smile that creates the Pennywise effect... I really, really hope the Smurfs aren't all sporting that smile in the film.

Peyo would be spinning in his grave.

MY GOD. There are no words for the horror of a smurf, but I have figured it out. The smurf is not fictional but in fact quite real! He has already invaded South America and has been living amongst its people causing terror and destruction. That's right, THE SOUTH AMERICAN GNOME AND THE SMURF SPECIES ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
My proof---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X7n4RAbos#watch-main-area

Umm... it's a smurf. That's exactly what they should like in the real world. If you have a problem with how this looks, then I gather you have a problem with smurfs in general to which I reply: "Oh well."

There are more horrid things to at. Like a nude Roseanne rubbing a stick of warm butter under her boob-crease while standing barefoot in two bowls of creamed corn.

Really, I actually love Peyo's work with the Smurfs... His graphic novels are a thing of genius. "King Smurf" in particular is a great political farce. This, I'm very scared to admit, will be nothing like them. Just like the old 80's tv cartoon's hollow attempt.

It's they eyes that are the worst. They look like something familiar...a creepy cartoon character? A creepy toy? I just can't place it...help me out here, people.

I think it's the "drowsy" upper eyelids that are causing the worst of the creepiness. Just a little out of place touch that nudges the whole thing into the uncanny valley...block them out by adjusting the browser window, and the whole thing becomes a lot more innocuous.
...until you notice the subdued but noticable crotch-bulge under the smurf pants, suggestive of a cloaca. Crom.

Oh god...all the childhood memories of being horrified of those things are all flooding back...

I'm just gonna leave this here and walk away briskly
http://www.evl.uic.edu/caylor/SMURF/aryan.htm1

No one picture has so accurately captured the failures of the modern animation industry. Specifically the incessant need to make everything 3D CG, even when the original source material has far more character as a 2D image, i.e. anything by Dr. Seuss.

You can't throw realistic textures on a character that was never designed to have them without it looking like a crime against nature.

I have to admit that I love the smurfs and this one looks exactly like they are.

Does...does the smurf have a pronounced...package?

Tell me the smurf doesn't have a pronounced package.

Man, that thing looks like it ought to be sitting at the foot of some kid's bed in an '80s horror movie. The kid lies there looking around in mortal terror and then the Smurf's head starts twisting around on its shoulders while it laughs and laughs with that goofy Smurfy giggle.

Looks like a smurf. What's the big deal?