“Out in the stores today, I saw a Spawn head sticker on a Nicktoon pack…”
In other last-minute stuff…
–Stargate Universe doing a $50 million Kickstarter?
-Realistic Mario is a real headache.
-“In Medical First, Scientists Implant Lab-Grown Vaginas in Humans.” Headline says it all.
-NASA is building a flying saucer to Mars, which will ironically lead to Martian documentary Earth Attacks! feeling oddly familiar.
-“Normally, to get your name on a coin you have to fight in wars and shit.” And thus is Insane Clown Posse currency born.
-Universal Studios may be replacing King Kong 360 3D with a Fast & Furious attraction.
-Johnny Cash becomes a cartoon.
-Patton Oswalt sings “Let It Go”
-Human evolution may split us into Eloi and Morlocks some day, says one guy.
-Michael Bay, pretending to care, talks a little bit about how Transformers 4 is part of a new trilogy, and Lockdown’s part in it.
-Good news: chocolate toothpaste. Bad news: It’s $100.
-If I really believed it would happen this time, I might be upset that Kick-Ass 2 guy is rewriting Masters of the Universe.
-The planet established in the original Star Wars as being uninteresting, and not central to the universe, will be appearing yet again onscreen.