Oh, Sweet Gaia: A Captain Planet Movie Is Actually Happening

It needs to star Don Cheadle.

It almost certainly will not. Don Murphy, who brought Transformers and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to the big screen, will produce. The guy knows how to make money from nostalgia, but he doesn’t tend to do ironic takes, and I really don’t think there are a whole lot of kids who miss this property and want to see it revived.

Maybe I’m wrong. If you’re a Planeteer, please speak up in comments and tell us what you want to see.