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AAAAAAAA KILL IT WITH FIRE
AAAAAAAA KILL IT WITH FIRE
?UGO dug up this pic of what the Smurfs will look like in the upcoming CG Smurfs film. I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say I’d rather smurf my eyes out with a melon smurfer than every smurfing look at this horrifying smurf again, because it’s like looking into the gaping smurf of smurf. Holy smurfing fuckbuckets. (Via /Film)
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