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The Other Rapture Movie “in Theaters” Might Be the Camp Classic You Wanted From Left Behind

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According to the official website of Final, this movie is actually in theaters now – though I suspect it needs an updating. I have never heard of it, but I suppose it’s possible. Filmed in seven countries, this is a Rapture movie that apparently spends a lot of time in Japan, where the filmmakers don’t seem to realize that the relatively small percentage of pre-tribulation Christians would make their disappearance almost unnoticed, if it happened.

Alas, if only we could have gotten Nicolas Cage to participate in exchanges like:
“The Rapture happened.”
“The Rapture, what is that?”
“You don’t wanna know, lady – you don’t wanna know!”

“An impassioned defense of God in a world gone mad,” says Variety, in a parallel dimension other than this one. Quit fighting, people. If you guys could’ve pooled your resources this might have been something.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist