By Rob Bricken in
Cartoons, Merchandise
Friday, Feb. 5 2010 @ 3:55PM
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I... yeah. I have no words, I just needed to let you know about this insanity to make sure I'm not hallucinating it or anything.Are you the world's biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a perfect replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok's luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.
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- Order a replica of Dethklok's fountain
- Marble fountain; approx. 66" in height, 96" basin diameter
- 8-12 weeks production time
- Ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
- Price does NOT include shipping, will vary by location
- $13,000 security deposit required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
- Fountain is non-refundable
- Seriously, this is real
27 comments
Comments
Gleeman said:
Kinda interesting that they would do this, but personally I don't get into Dethklok. It has it's moments but isn't all that great.
Daggar replied to Gleeman:
That's not blood! = http://bit.ly/8YhjYG
Snoodle said:
I can not comment because if I had the money and the BBC started offering a full-scale TARDIS for sale or something of the sort I would be all over that.
Still...that thing right there belongs to one hell of a niche market.
ClancyDamon replied to Snoodle:
8-12 weeks production time? So niche they won't even make it unless they have a serious purchase order.
TrapJaw said:
"Blood not included" = deal breaker
RubyRoses said:
I'd really wonder about the dethklok fan that would even have that kind of money...Guess like Bam would buy it...?
Jerry said:
I hate that show.
Kayla said:
The blood not included thing bothers me.
Really, so am I just supposed to use water? Then what's the difference between this and another fountain?
smashpro1 replied to Kayla:
You could dump some red dye into it, I guess
Farglesnarf said:
Well that would be perfect for anyone who doesn't want their relatives to stop over with the children anymore.
Amanduh replied to Farglesnarf:
You've just provided me with a reason to purchase this fountain...
lewen said:
Is that the picture they provided. weird as that is Carl's house from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
OnanRulz replied to lewen:
It looks more like Brak's house.
Boredlizzie said:
I'm assuming it only runs on elven blood? That stuff's hard to find this time of year . . .
GUMBERCULES! said:
Brutal.
Listy replied to GUMBERCULES!:
Totally brutal.
What regular jack-off could possibly be brutal enough to appreciate that thing?
sashaisme said:
*hehhehheh*... Damn.
Hey, I didn't know Carl was a fan of Dethklok...
Dantheman said:
I remember Cartoon Network once offered on their website a life-size replica of the Kids Next Door's treehouse HQ for a million bucks, so this doesn't really suprise me.
A replica of the Aqua Teen's house in New Jersey would be something neat to give away in a contest, though.
Ryn said:
Umm, Carl's house is blue, guys.
Also, I bet you could pay a local butcher to provide you with a regular supply of blood if he was brutal enough. Or you could just pay him, since whoever buys this awesome fountain will be the most brutal and amazingest dude ever.
As a female Dethklok fan, I would have sex with a guy if I saw this on his front lawn.
Korbl replied to Ryn:
You've just provided me a reason to purchase this fountain...
I'm not surprised they won't make it unless someone orders it, they probably don't want to risk money on it.
Strangeman said:
Danzig is the only one I can think of who would buy this, and I don't think he has $40,000 to blow.
normz said:
looks like Carl from Aqua Teen bought it already..
Adam said:
I need this. It will go great in my endangered species furniture room.
DVD Movies said:
As far as Metalocalypse merch goes, I'd much rather see the Dethklok/Duncan Hills skull mugs in the store (probably because I could afford them...)
JS said:
Seriously, this is real :)))
DarK Rémi oF DooM said:
Awesome! I wish I had such money, or no need to eat, sleep somewhere, buy 80's movies or get a new car because I'd totally get this and fill it with pagan goat blood. Ahem.
FreeMsPointsGuy said:
wow 40 grand for that!?!? and I really dont watch that much dethlok and even if i was rich i wouldnt buy it and even IF I WAS THE BIGGEST FAN!
