• Does anyone remember a cartoon that was on abc or sbs about a few ghost machines or robots who lived under a subway...... i cant remember i used to have one of them as a toy and he had a purple cape like thing...

• Winners don't do drugs Don't get posted either though Winners kinda suck

• There once was a scientist named Peter, Whose friend Egon made a P.K Meter They sought out ghosts and ectoplasmic hosts meaning saturdays couldn't get much neater

• Gargamel love smurfs cooked, boiled, and spicy he has good taste.

• Entry late again. I already have a shirt. Gadget was a hottie.

• I utterly approve.

• Dear God, I was sure that the goal of 1000 would be reached, but this is insane... At any rate: With this many posts The winner will be chosen At random for sure This means that you folk Will have spent far longer than Rob on this contest Still beam with pride, friends Your dedication to this task is amazing!

• Gummi Bears bouncing Here and there and everywhere Gummi Berry Juice

• A haiku made late Is still haiku is it not? Just won't make deadline...

• Entry #78: Hulk Hogan's toon show Defines with apt the decade: Sell out and sell fast!

• Laugh. Cry. Lust. Rage. Smile./ Happiest time of our lives./ Long live the 80's./

• And finally, Entry #80: Toon Gary Coleman Wise guy angel, happy thoughts Of my own childhood Well, there they are! 80 haikus of 80's cartoons I loved as an 80's nerdling. That's all folks!

• Entry #78: Will we see reboot Of the "Inhumanoid" That show was the SHIT!

• Entry #77: Cats were the big thing Heathcliff was my dear tabby Garfield ain't funny

• I am very impressed by the timing of this comment!

• Entry #76: Rugrats? HAH! Get real! We all know badass babies Says, "Dirty Diapers!"

• Well said, sir! Come to my blog sometime, I'm looking for contributing authors, I'd love to have the services of a poet.

• And like the eighties, The contest ends. In our hearts, Both will still live on.

• Entry #75: Fat Albert and kids Someone please go warn him of Chris Hansen's vice leer

• Entry #74: That Dr. Snuggles His name today would get him Sued for "bad touching"

• (First I want to say go Team TR for making this possible. We rock. And Rob, I hope you don't go into a drunken coma because of all this. Rob can we all have Team TR shirts because of this?) And a few more limericks to round out the contest. There once was a real ghostbuster named Ray. Who always had long speeches to say. Venkman got the ladies Egon studied hades. and Winston worked for little or no pay. There once was a villain named Krang Living in the Technodrome with the whole gang. He lived in the Dimension X. A place way too complex. And th Turtles he would like to hang. Deep in the Terrordrome lived MindBender. Terrible mental images he would render. Strangely he wore a monocle. Why he did that wasn't canonical. But he enjoyed his work with much splendor. Also in the Terrordrome lurked Major Bludd. He heard his enemies die with a sick thud. He has a sweet eyepatch. Probably due to a corena scratch. But he once shot down Ace with a scudd.

• Wise eighties man said Profit not from shows or toys But from cereal

• Entry #73: Much like the heroes Fell into "D&D" realm My fall to Nerddom

• Entry #72: Dino with glasses Though Denver taught me values I still get picked on. T-T

• Entry #71: Kong got a toon Mario got Albano SUCK IT, MONKEY MAN!

• Fluffy white kitties: The companion of choice for Evil overlords.

• Entry #70: Dragon's Lair, the toon "Choose your adventure" post break Man, that was good stuff! P.S: Seriously, why can't more toons these days have those "Choose your own adventures!" segments past commercial breaks? Those were AWESOME!

• Two point one k... DAMN! We are awesome haikuist! Off to bed I go.

• Wake Up. Cereal Milk. Loren Green's New Wilderness? Too Early Again.

• Pac-Man wore a hat And big brown boots also 80's made no sense

• DAMMIT! My #67 didn't appear! Ah well, I'll repost it now. Entry #67: Three pants-less ducklings Ass-shaking at title screen Furries creamed their pants

• CRAP. I accidentally closed my document of all my haikus without saving. I'll have to rely on the ones I sent my friend while I was writing them, and try to remember the rest... Despite being the Masters of the Universe, Sperm count very low. Go-go Gadget Arms! Damn. Looks like I will have to Get up for a beer. Muppet Mystery: So what happened to Scooter's Lesbian sister? My current fashion Is heavily influenced By Sheila the thief. Bobby and Uni: Unnatural dependence For a boy that young. Nancy's "Just Say No": Campaign developed just for Eighties 'toon writers. Who is Rainbow Brite? Psychadelic, acid-trip Girl Michelin Man. Goddamnit, Loo-Kee! Never found that little shit In the episodes. David and Lisa: Inappropriate names for Geriatric gnomes. Strawberry Shortcake And childhood diabetes. No coinkydink.

• Something about Krang Just screams "I'm from the 80's!" That slimey brain ball Could not have come from Any other decade or Century at all

• Entry #69: Nowadays, they say "You Dirty Dawg" and forgot About the cartoon...

• Inspector Gadget His boss was a crazy loon Penny was my crush

• Entry #68: Danger Mouse used to Fight crime with Earnest. Nowadays He's in Gnarls Barkley

• (I'm copying this from an earlier comment that I had posted) No E.T. the cartoon? It surely should have been made! Oh right, the nightmares.

• Entry #66: Dennis the Menace A gentle reminder of Why adults hates kids

• Entry #65: Don't cry, little one No spooks will haunt your bedroom Just Count Duckula

• Entry #64: Childhood: Laughed at him Adulthood: Screamed, "Oh my God!" "I AM Ed Grimley!"

• One hour left to go Before then we will attain Twenty One Hundred! Rob's got a lot of Occupational reading On his plate this week.

• Entry #63: Biker-chicks space cops Got friendly ghost's "protection" "Casper: The Pimp Ghost"

• Sorry I wasnt here for the run up to 2000, work interfered. But then again work also funds my collection of Trigun and heroes season 1 dvds, so I guess its a trade off.

• yeah dude, VG Cats did that like, forever ago....

• In the times before LED, Or remote control technology, My knees would get sore, From sitting on the floor, So I could man that console TV.

• Entry #62: A toon bout RAISINS?! Yeah, got to milk those kids' cash! Pass the heroin!

• Ah yes the 80's Even the cartoons rerun From Decades long past Like Tom and Jerry Or the old school looney tunes Speed Racer and such Were top notch viewing Sure it makes me sound cranky but those were the days

• Entry #60: When I see "C.O.P.S" now, And the trend of rebooting, This could be worth it!

• Nothing is sacred Goddamn Hollywood movies, Even the Smurfs!?... lame.

• Entry #59: Care Bears warms my heart Well, until I remembered That one FFF...

• All those old cartoons made into shitty movies-- childhood isn't safe.

• Entry #58: I HATE "Captain N"!! Megaman as a TUBBY? Go suck mega DICK!

• Ah, well then I see. I am probably up there In 300s range. But that is with all 80's haiku and others unrelated talk

• Entry #57: MAN! Just how MANY Spinoffs "The Flintstones" had? I know "Bedrock Cops"

• I would estimate 400 were haiku forms. Not all were 80's.

• Entry #56: I used to feel down Then I recite Uglor's name And I laugh and laugh

• Entry #55: How I wish I was Pure and clean, like the times of "Amigo and Friends"

• Not 500 haiku, I hope... I hoped I had the most haiku...

• Well, to all my friends our time came and went so fast Now the Contest ends. With scores of haiku from us all, from me and you we have reached out goal and now we must thank Rob for giving us a goal for our lazy days through the thick and thin through errors and ticking clocks we have persevered so now friends, stand tall top our monument to geeks built with haiku bricks Hopefully now, Rob you will see how much TR truly means to us. Thank you for your work keeping us as up to date more than all others Thus we raise our cups celebrating our one truth that burns in our hearts: Outcasts, nerds, and geeks coming from all walks of life sheltered here, online find common heartbeats share laughter, musings and time and we're not alone. Sanctuary, sir. In this web page, in this cause we all stand as one through awful remakes raging fits and tear-stained shirts we can endure all. So, I raise my glass with this farewell to you all Long Live We, The Geeks. Thank you TR. thank you fellow commentators, haiku writers and chatters. This has truly been an epic undertaking. Good eve to you all.

• Entry #54: I realized now How wrong for Cooler to shout Out, "Let's start pounding!"

• Rob Literally Gets more than he bargained for Such a great success!

• Holy crap! Referred or otherwise, Jedisilk has 500 count!

• Entry #53: And just when I thought Alf was creepy OUT of his Bright Hawaiian shirt...

• Entry #52: Don't be down, my friend Thirteen is good for Fraggle Rock Let me be your song

• 80s cartoons and driving Rob nuts. The glue that binds Topless Robot.

• I don't remember much from the 80's, it was twenty years ago! I was just a kid. I remember what I loved, but not the content.

• Make Vegeta proud Maybe in a few more years OVER 9000!!!!

• Entry #51: We used to pretend As Superfriends, I'm Robin I feel dirtied now

• Duckula end theme Damn that was some creepy shit Scared me damn silly

• Entry #50: I remember that Droids was such a fun show Not so much now, though

• Good sir my jaw drops HOLY TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! That is amazing.

• Well done everyone We kicked the shit out of it That silly challenge

• Cringer, you're still a damn tiger, even not as Battle Cat. Pussy

• Entry #49: Why why is it Despite how apt Destro looked None called him "chrome dome"?

• Indeed Myriam. If he was here, he would join our Velma fap group

• So... go for 3 k When Labor Day of next year Rears it's lazy head?

• So... 3000 by the deadline? Haha i'm just kidding. *is shot* yup.

• I wish the good Doctor was here to see this. It feels like the contest is already over.

• New record post count Will have to be beat next year Look what you have done

• How did Fred not die? So vapid and vain is he and yet he makes plans...

• YES! 2000! Leave it to TR nerds to go the extra mile!!!!

• Roboteers I'm Proud We are responsible this! This kicks so much ass

• Beautiful weekend, Spent it thinking of Haikus Rob, Holiday Screwed Whoops should be a 'D" at the end there.

• Starscream does not fool I saw him gawking at it yes Bengali's ass

• 2000!!!!!!!

• Well done my children you have now reached the stated goal. Its two THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• why is the refresh button taking so long? i am anxious for end.

• the truth is that Rob masturbates to an orgasm snarfing our entries

• Beautiful weekend, Spent it thinking of Haikus Rob, Holiday Screwer

• Holy shit, we are almost there. Soon we will hit double the challenge!

• when Megatron quakes it is the fear of super friends not optimus

• God damn the loading Of our foolish little board; Nineteen eighty-three.

• it said 1985!!

• There once was a Fraggle name of Red Who was adept at giving good head She applied her fine craft To Gobo's big hard shaft Until he collapsed spent in the bed

• Ahh the seventies! From that decade starts the most holy trinity!

• jaws would have been such a great toon to watch if they showed all blood and guts

• Old seventy-five Stands with pride through five clicks of The refresh button.

• I left to sell blood Hours later I come home The goal within sight! All glory unto All cartoons of the 80's Even the lame ones!

• Rob will need to buy new shorts for a week after he reads these entries

• We are close to the mark. So where are the Super Friends? Scooter! Smashy!

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