I know hiring processes can take forever, but it's been nearly a month. This isn't like looking for the Bearer of the One Ring here. Surely you guys have come across at least ONE qualified, suitable editor who could at least post daily news items on a more than tri-daily basis?
Hey folks. You don't know me -- unless you do, then why don't we hang out more often? -- but I'm the director of web content and traffic for Voice Media Group, the parent company of Topless Robot.
As many of you know, we rolled out a new commenting system recently, and it was bumpy. And by bumpy, I mean all kinds of screwed up. We got a lot of feedback, and we want that to keep coming. Which is why we just rolled out a new version of Livefyre that lets you edit comments and include links. You can also embed vids, songs and pics from YouTube, Spotify, Instagram and Pinterest.
Topless Robot is getting this new update first out of all our sites, so please bang around a little and let us know what you think.
In other news, I miss Rob just as much as you guys do, and we're deep in the hunt for a replacement. We've already received over 100 applications, and Rob is helping us along the way, so I think we should be making an announcement soon. Right now Chris is doing a great job covering, but the frequency of posts will probably drop a little over the next few days. Fear not: I promise we'll have this site fully armed and operational soon.
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FFF is just an easy way to slowly corrode your soul, I don't care if it comes back or not. So, when will the new editor arrive?
I really hope we get a new editor soon. This site is just stuck in limbo without one...and I hope whoever takes over will be brave enough to give FFF a try, too, considering it didn't work out over at io9.
@realaregula @realaregula Hoping for a new editor soon - although I think Chris is doing a good job and should just do it full-time, but I don't think FFF should be reprised. It was a uniquely Bricken thing, and anyone else doing it would come off as a hollow imitation, like ABBA Teens doing ABBA songs.
For what it's worth, I don't think if Rob came back he should do it again, either. Not that I have anything against FFF - far from it - but knowing that Rob's been cowed away from it for a paycheck has forever tainted the image of the rage and revulsion behind FFF. The only thing worse than a hollow imitation would be a hollow originator.
The FFF boat done sailed, son.
@burt I guess you're right...Still, it'd be nice if something like FFF still existed.
I don't wanna go, TR exposed me to so much fun and filth, but if something doesn't change soon I may just have to run for the hills. Or open up a top 8 spot anyway.
I'll take the job! I'll work free! Well, not free. But cheap! Cheaper than Rob! Can I have some money?
This is breaking my heart, but this is just not the same any more. Still no new editor, after all this time? Hardly any new updates or original content? I don't understand. We're a fickle bunch, if you don't amuse/entertain us, we wander off and find something else that will. I cant keep coming back here and reading dry reports of days old news. The Poe Ghostal Toy Aisle Trolling feature was a nice touch, but there's nothing else even remotely in the spirit of it since Rob left. These are sad times indeed
After much soul-searching and many discussions with my spiritual leader, Tom Cruise, I hereby accept the editorship of Topless Robot. You bitches are working for ME, now, and there WILL be changes.
First up: Topless Robot is officially offering a bounty on Michael Bay's smirk. The first Topless Roboteer that brings me his twisted, smug, self-ass-kissing lips on a silver platter gets not one, but TWO t-shirts. And the eternal thanks of anyone born within the last 35 years who has a brain and good taste.
Secondly, I know you guys miss Rob. Well, I'm pleased to say that I've obtained a sample of his DNA (I can't tell you what the sample is...okay, it's a clump of back hair) and TR's janitorial services will be run entirely by BOB Bricken, his clone. Bob's currently reading at a 5th grade level, which is odd since I never authorized anyone to teach him to read. I have great hopes that Bob can finally remove whatever the hell that smell is in the bathroom on the second floor.
Third and last: I've been receiving emails regarding instituting a "Slave Leia Fridays" instead of the beloved FFF. Worry not; there is no way in hell I'd deprive you guys of transsexual Lorax love or girl wonder stories by making you watch various hotties make out in gold bikinis. We're keeping the traditions of the past that made TR #59 in the Webby rankings for the category of "Websites For People Who Collect Dolls."
My door is always open, friends. Excelsior!
This post was 9 days ago and there still isn't a replacement editor. I think I'm done with this website.
Just a random thought...is there a reason why no replacement was found BEFORE Rob left?
@Nikademus I wonder if the FFF's reached a tipping point.
Just wondering. I don't think we're going to see them here anymore.
Embedded images don't work for any comments revealed by the "Show More Comments" button?
I just noticed that the only embedded images I get in this comment section are in replies that are automatically showing. Anything that I have to hit "Show More Comments" to see just has a clickable link, with no embedded image.
@kspidel another issue, when I get an email that someone has responded to a comment, the link only brings me to the page, not the actual comment.
1. You have my thanks for the improvements. Yes, it was BUMPY. No, we won't forgive you for it, but we'll thank you for stepping up and fixing what was clearly broken.
2. Hire me. I could do it, if I could do it from home here in ████████.
Hooray for edit! Thank you. And hooray for bold et al.
Things I would still like to see:
1. The old comments restored. Having Rob post links to all the old articles was great, but seeing most of the comments gone was depressing. It begs the question: why contribute to a site, if at any moment everything you write could be erased. I try to live in the moment, but the past is important too.
2. Sorting. Thanks for fixing it so that viewing Newest or Oldest works fine and both update with new comments. Being able to sort for "Most Popular" was handy, and it would be nice to have the option to view ALL comments, not have to click, load, click, load, click, load, and do it all again later if you're looking for a specific comment.
I realize that's probably a bandwidth thing, but it's also important for contests and conversations, so you can see if someone else has already posted the exact same thought. It doesn't have to default on, but the ability to do it when needed would be very useful.
I'm guessing it's some kind of life lesson that VVM is trying to send us. "Don't live in the past" or something like that.
Either way, improvements are always welcome. They might not all be the best, but nothing is perfect anyway.
so far the thing seems to be less trouble then the last version . and take as much time as you guys need for robs shoes are a hard one to fill.
@demoncat_4 I was thinking it was more filling the pajama pants that I know all bloggers wear.
@CaptainZADL @demoncat_4 if some bloggers even wear those pants for all we know some bloggers could be doing their jobs in nothing but their tighty whities.
Thanks for the feedback gang. We are looking into the mobile fix, the "like" fix, and the expanded preview past "more comments." These appear to be the collective issues of te group. We are on it! Keep on giving us feedback! Thanks.
@Lithroe Why not make a My Voice Nation account? You can have an avatar, it keeps track of comments on your profile, and when you like something it's unique to your account.
@CaptainZADL @WreckItWalsh Well, that and I keep showing up as Anonymous User everytime I like something :'(
@WreckItWalsh Hmmmmm.. interesting :)
- I need to experiment with this
- this is kinda neat
- Oooo! and Bullet points!
@CaptainZADL @kspidel There is a pen icon on the bottom left that allows for some markup.
@kspidel well in honour of this news and because i can now do so, i will just leave this here...and say thanks!
[IMG]%s[/IMG]@kspidel Awesome, thanks for listening. May I also suggest removing the time limit set on the edit function. I sometimes don't notice my errors until long after the fact.
@kicko I shall help you in your quest to receive more likes.
Dear Voice Media Group,
I hope you're well. I just thought I'd post a little message to let you know about two cool little-known items of technology that I think might help you make stacks of cash.
1. Disqus - sounds bizarre, I know, but this tiny little company has created a comments system that, while humble, is actually pretty good, and is getting quite popular, so I've heard. Anyway, you might want to check them out, if not to use them, then maybe to get an idea of the right way to do it.
2. Apparently mobile devices are pretty popular these days. There's this weird thing called 'Android' and this even weirder thing called 'Apple' that lets people look at cool blogs on devices smaller than a small room. Many of those people probably want to comment on those blogs from those strange devices, so maybe look into sorting that out.
All the best,
A shaven Snarf in a bondage outfit.
@lexplex_ my sarcasm detector is showing high levels in this general vicinity...
No idea if this will wind up double posting, but here goes:I miss Rob, and hope whomever comes in will try as hard as he always did.The comments idiocy needs to stop-I DON'T want to be forced into signing up for an account, and it hardly ever actually posts my comments when i try to enter as a guest! Grrr, pulling of hair and gnashing of teeth.
What is Voice nation anyway?
Mobile still sucks. And now I can't even see any comments because they're too big. Bravo.
@Umbra_di_Angelo We'll hopefully have a fix out for this later today. Thanks for letting us know about it.
Applications, you say....
So it says Edit (5 minutes). Am I to assume you can only edit for the five minutes following the post? Let's find out.
@EliasAlgorithm Yes. I've been RTFMing and apparently the Mods here have set the limit at (6 minutes).
My name is NeoWedgieAntilles,... and I approve of this message [system]
- well done, MVN team.
- I'm going to echo comments in requesting that comments be listed from oldest to newest.
- I too would like a Like counter like Disqus has.
- Strikethrough would be a bonus.
- The ultimate feature would be to REBUILD THE OLD COMMENTS FROM BEFORE MVN DAYS. I fully realize this is next to impossible but that would be the bestest.
Maybe add a button "Undelete" because that Delete feature works instantly. What happens if you accidentally click Delete? Screwed city -- population: you.
The countdown clock to Edit your comment seems to keep running while you're Editing. This has led me to (twice) have to CTRL-A and CTRL-C and Delete the comment and rePost comment.
The specific error is a tiny red box that says "An error has occurred. Retry." or somesuch.
Is it possible to freeze the Edit countdown clock while Editing?


