It's no secret Hollywood lies. I mean, we all know, to cite an egregious exemplar, that the world doesn't exist in 60 cuts every five minutes with blue filters and slow-motion camera rotations.
The lies are on a smaller scale as well. Movies promised that in high school, the loser kid would ultimately get the bully's girl after some huge cockamamie scheme backfires and true feelings are confessed. They also promised me I wouldn't graduate college a virgin. Falsehoods, all.
But if the movies were honest, would they be as fun? See for yourself...
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they just needed better activity planning, should have talked to Timely Tardis Lego, since Timely has all that experience catering Bachelorette parties
Not being a drinker my friends used me as an assistant to prevent the house being destroyed. Most of the time their wasn't alcohol anyways. We either watched some movie, Robotech roll played, or played video games. The parties that actually had members of the opposite sex, the Euchre card game.
@Someguy as far as I'm concerned pen and paper gaming = epic party
then again what made this high school party realistic for me is that I wasn't invited
If I'm not mistaken, this isn't a trailer but rather just a 3 minute short film.
My best HS party? Floor covered in 3 inches of water, people's legs dangling through the roof into the kitchen and someone threw bullets into the fireplace. Then the drinking started. ;)
@kegs I remember that time we had that one party, when all the guys got together and created a artificial ice all along the hallways of our dorm, and we all took turns sledding on it.
Then it evaporated and turned out to be toxic.
Good times!
@BenArgyle @James.k.Polk @kegs Well, we were trying to blow off some steam. The head of the physics department was driving us crazy trying to get the power of the space laser we were working on ramped up to five megawatts.
Long story short, I hope he likes popcorn...
@kegs You're not mistaken.
And do you live in the world of Beasts of the Southern Wild?


