The 10 Grossest, Weirdest Reactions to Gal Gadot Being Wonder Woman

By Charles Webb in Comics, Daily Lists, Movies
Friday, December 6, 2013 at 6:00 am

5. Why Does Wonder Woman Have to Make Her Debut in Superman and Batman's Movie?

After years of clamoring for Wonder Woman on the big screen we finally get one - possibly in an extended cameo in two other heroes' movie?

This point of frustration is a whole lot harder to argue with than many others in this list given DC/WB's seeming squeamishness about the character over the years (don't forget, this is the studio whose boss once said that audiences weren't interested in female action heroes). Seriously, how can one member of DC's holy trinity be getting shuffled to the side like this?

In a piece for The Atlantic, comics critic and journalist Noah Berlatsky hits on why her inclusion in this roundabout way has some fans up in arms:

Originally, the fact that Wonder Woman was a woman was the reason she was the hero. Now, on the other hand, the woman in Wonder Woman tends to relegate her to being a bit player in some guy's superstory.

My counter-argument, as lame as it sounds, is that we should give the studio and the filmmakers a good faith chance on this one. In their way, it's clear WB is trying to build a cinematic universe piecemeal, introducing characters to jumpstart future franchises.

Besides, it could be worse: she could have made her debut in The Dark Knight Rises thus rendering her non-existent by a now-closed cinematic universe.

4. This Choice Is Bad for Feminism

Film critic and all-around smart guy Devin Faraci tweeted the quote above yesterday, and we got into a polite back and forth about what Gadot "represents" when it comes to Wonder Woman as a character. Devin's point, I think, is that Gadot is "just" a model and therefore her casting is another case of Hollywood types being tone deaf when it comes to our pop culture.

That presents an incomplete picture of Gadot and, I feel, of feminism, which isn't simply brassy ladies calling the patriarchy out on the mat every chance they get. Sometimes, feminism is a woman who served her country's military and would later join one of the biggest action franchises on Earth (while still being mother to a small child). This view that somehow one aspect of her career somehow disqualifies her from the role is limiting, and kind of a patronizing ideal about who can and can not represent feminism.

Besides, we all know what the feminist/not feminist argument should be here: will The Man keep Wonder Woman from wearing pants?

3. Seriously, Did You See Sucker Punch?

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Under the guise of making a movie about empowered woman taking control away from the patriarchy, Zack Snyder made Sucker Punch, one of the truly, perfectly awful movies of the last decade. With the alleged attempt at subverting the male gaze but, um, putting it on beautiful actresses in skimpy clothes acting out video game cutscenes, Snyder didn't do a whole lot to elevate women in action cinema. The Mary Sue, while largely positive about the announcement of the first big-screen Wonder Woman, thinks Snyder's rep with women in film might supersede the good news calling the director's work with female characters charitably "hit or miss" (Sarah Kuhn was somewhat less kind).

So the thinking goes that his Wonder Woman will likely be somehow problematic in Batman vs. Superman, as that kind of piggybacks onto her third banana status in what's ostensibly Superman and Batman's film.

Snyder has a complicated relationship with women in his films (although I still love Sarah Polley's character in his Dawn of the Dead remake), but this obviously has less to do with Gadot and more to do with the filmmaker directing her. Between her appearance and her beauty pageant career, you would be excused for thinking that Snyder and WB were simply pulling a Michael Bay: casting a hot model to stand next to - and run away from - the action.

Again, keep in mind they've brought in an actress who's stood shoulder-to-shoulder with actors in one of the world's biggest action franchises/perpetual nitrous emissions system.

2. Ugh, That Accent!

Star-spangled bathing suit aside, Wonder Woman's not, you know, American.

In a comment written with a decidedly idiosyncratic command of capitalization, a poster at The Hollywood Gossip complained thusly: "Not only that, but Wonder Woman never had an accent either..." I'm assuming 2wild42long is referring to all of the previous televised appearances of the Greek magic lady invented in comics nearly a century ago to tie up Nazis and teach the world about love.

There have to be some fans out there at least a little excited about the possibility of getting a superhero(ine) who doesn't sound like s/he just hopped off a bus from Duluth (or worse, has to struggle through the faux British thing that all tough, noble ladies have to get on the big screen).

It's actually quite cool that should the character take off, Warner Bros. might be interested in anchoring a big budget feature film around an Israeli actress, complicating the long-running Hollywood narrative of foreign-born performers being pigeonholed in the exotic or villainous roles in mainstream features.

(Note: I may also be seeking to hear an Israeli-accented variation of David Goyer's notoriously bad scripted insults.)

1. Some Variation of "Get This Girl a Sandwich"

This was perhaps the most prevalent criticism from fans and commentators after WB made their announcement: that Gadot is much too skinny for the part, ergo the studio needs to find someone else.

Now, ignoring that WB is likely to put Gadot on the same kind of regimen that's already got Ben Affleck so swollen that the costume designers are telling him to cut it out, the core of most of the arguments seems to be that Gadot, because she's thin, isn't woman enough to play Wonder Woman.

It's a variation of the empowering and also kind of dumb "real women have curves" meme, which is just another industry-driven way of saying that one type of woman's body is better than another. I'm not saying thin women are some kind of oppressed minority, but Gadot isn't some starving waif to be pitied or rejected for a big budget action role.

In the same way that Sony turned 90-lb weakling Tobey Maguire into a buff Peter Parker, expect trainers at Warner Bros. to also spend a lot of time working with Gadot so that she looks appropriately Amazon Princess-y.

Anyway, I should go - I've got a bunch of black kids to shame on social networks for not being blonde/tall/skinny enough to cosplay as their favorite comic book characters. What? Someone's already on that? Oh. That's it. I'm done with the Internet for the day.

Previously by Charles Webb

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