From the mysterious coins in mysterious blocks to the question of Mario’s unnatural size.
What, no boomerang?
A clever attachment, but yeah, you’re going to look stupid.
Two new ways of dicking over your fellow racers. Sweet!
Admittedly, I think watching Yoshi be savagely beaten is music enough for my ears.
If you’ve ever blown into a Nintendo cartridge to make it work, this shirt’s for you.
This time, it’s a slot machine game for the Nintendo DS.
Words cannot describe the insanity of this video.