It’s almost like if a bad Transformers self-insert romance fan fic was made canon!
I bet there’s at least one deranged farmer out there trying to figure out how beastiality would work in this case.
Look, even if the fantasy could be real, god help you if your member gets stuck when she has to transform.
Have you ever had the desire to put on a pair of boxing gloves and roam the subways finding disgusting pervs to punch in the face? Have we got the downloadable app game for you.
Good news, everybody! Well, good news for you guys, at least — this…
Since TR’s mantra from the very beginning has been “nerd news, humor, and self-loathing,” it…
It’s a Wolverape-Jean Snuff double feature!
It is the end times.
Warning: reading this story — even my FFF version — is just an exercise in futile self-hate and despair.