This week in Blu: Riddick’s unnecessary sequel, Carrie’s unnecessary remake, a Spectacular nerd romance and the Next big thing.
Riddick as a whole is a difficult sell, because each of its acts is basically a completely different kind of movie.
It comes up every time I mention the new Riddick movie. No, not Vin Diesel’s man-cleavage, though that comes up a lot too.
If you didn’t love Hit Girl before, you will now. Riddick…we’ll see.
The new trailer looks like Pitch Black with more money, different creatures, Starbuck in place of Radha Mitchell, some Euro-dork in place of Cole Hauser and Batista as The Big Muscular Guy.
Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck…
Well, there was no way we were going to be able to find 15.
I’ll be damned.
An iPad? Or a life-sized Dalek? How much do you really love your kids?
Thankfully, the Expendables 2 rumors are actually the most plausible at the point.