Boy, I'd sure like to apologize to all those Tolkien nerds who first got mad at me for not knowing my non-Hobbit-and-basic-trilogy Tolkien arcana yesterday, but then got further upset when I told them that I was playing the haunting ballad "Look Into My Eyes (While I Masturbate)" just for them. That was wrong of me, and uncalled for, and I regret it.
I'd like to make it up to all you hobbits and elves and rangers and clerics and whatever. I've since discovered another awesome fan film based on the Lord of the Rings mythos; above is a small snippet from it. If I've done my research right, it's from The Lays of Beleriand and the saga of Turin Turambar, which would put it...somewhere in the First Age, right? Tell you what -- you guys just watch the video and let me know. Much thanks to Arsenal for the tip!
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Zach Oat said:
Yo, LOTR fans -- you just got RAPED.
Word to your Mordors.
Sykishi said:
ahahahha i love The whitest kids you know.
Gandelf, What the fuck.
hahahhaah
Mars said:
Well played! I was just thinking about the WKUK the other day, wondering if they were still doing new material.
Jeremy said:
Those must have been some sweet letters those LOTR nerds sent you for you to reward them so finely.
Arsenal said:
Glad to help. Watched the new episode yesterday after work and it just fit into the day here so well.
I hope to have a statue next to Goodo one day
Trevor said:
This is one of our skits from The Whitest Kids U Know every Tuesday night at 10pm on IFC...not a fan film...
Assclown.
sdjghfwuiegyj said:
You're an idiot. He was making a joke.
Elpin said:
I was kinda miffed that you teased me about the Lays of Beleriand and Turin because that is my all time favourite Tolkien story, but this video was so hilarious that I can't stay mad. Brilliant!
Zach Oat said:
Trevor, he was just having fun with the LOTR nerds. We're all fans. Keep up the good work, assuming you're really Trevor. Shouldn't you be promoting Miss March?
That said, Rob is most certainly an assclown. But haven't we all done a little assclowning?
Arsenal said:
If that really was Trevor from WKUK.
sal said:
I dont know whats worse: Trekkies or Ring Tards
Rob said:
Trevor — My apologies. Everyone, the clip is indeed by The Whitest Kids U Know, which I failed to point out in my desire to dupe hardcore LotR fans into having another, larger conniption fit (it's based on yesterday's news of a LotR fan film called "The Hunt for Gollum,;" click "yesterday" in the article to read it).
Also, guys, it appears to be the authentic WKUK Trevor from his email (ain't tellin'). I don't know what's more troubling — that I just pissed off one of the members of one of the best comedy troupes in America, or that one of the members of the best comedy troupes in America did not grasp what I thought was my very obvious deception.
Perhaps he didn't read the article, just the headline. And now Trevor hates me forever. Fuckbuckets. He's the cutest one!
Templar said:
Rob, either you're being dreadfully immature, or someone sent you some very nasty email. :p
Templar said:
Yo, LOTR fans -- you just got RAPED.
Zach, I love ya, man, but I don't think that "rape" is something to be trivialized thus.
Jason said:
When will this geek on geek hatefest stop? You go an try to launch an unprovoked attack on the holiest of holy Elven lore bringers and this is what happens... I must ask that we put aside our differences and mend the wounds before they turn into a dividing factor. As not what is better magic and talking trees or jetpacks and Jar Jar, ask instead how can we we prove once and for all the Enterprise would so kick the death stars' ass. I have a dream, a dream where Trekkie and Elves and Transformer can all share in the wonders that are the internet. I have a dream that you dont have to throw a saving roll just to be accepted by your brethren...
I need more booze to contine...
Zach Oat said:
I thought Timmy was the cute one, and Trevor was the bug-eyed one.
Sorry about the bug-eyes thing, Trevor. I'll be in my office.
Trevor said:
Nah im the one that looks like Edge from WWE...and I know im just playing...Yes go see Miss March...Plus go see us making sounds for the movie at funnyordie.com!
ExecutorElassus said:
Oh thank heavens: I read the title, and I thought you were honestly chastened by nerdrage. Don't back down, Rob! punish us! Seriously, I want to see more tentacle-rape-themed soda, merciless assfucking involving beloved children's TV icons, naked guys in horsey masks, etc.
Hard-core, man! Yeeeaqrrrrgghhhhh!!
*punches self in face, for Freedom*
Arsenal said:
Well balls that is pretty f'ing cool that it is really Trevor. I am a bigger fan of Zach but Trevor wins most of the skits just with the songs oh that and the wale jumped out of it's tail skit
Rockon1885 said:
You are indeed correct Rob, the cutest.
sunsetsur4 said:
dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!
o.z.flow said:
those guys are brilliant! Lord of the Rings is cool. But it never happened. Don't be lame....
KibaBird said:
Okay, now that was totally fucking amazing.
Templar said:
Templar, I agree. I actually just read an article here that really opened my eyes to the issue.
Not touching that link. Anything with "anarchy", "youfailit.net" and "spiderman" has to be a trap.
Clive said:
This is a total ripoff of How It Should Have Ended's cartoon about LOTR. Sure, they didn't have the stupid raping bit, but an Eagle carrying Frodo so he could drop the ring? Nailed it years ago (and a hell of a lot funnier, too).
Lord of the rings fan said:
Hahaha. Really nice. I like people with good sence of humor.
But frankly speaking LOTR is a masterpiece.
superglut2 said:
best ending ever.
