2010 Is Going to be Really, Really Awkward

This is video is, uh…science fiction-y…well, it’s set in far-off next year…okay, it has jetpacks and space helmets and a cyber-dog…you know what? Screw this. I’m posting this video entirely to punish you Tolkien bastards for mocking my lack of knowledge of the 53rd chapter of the Silmarillion or wherever the hell the hunt for Gollum happens. You can take your goddamn Heir of Isildur and shove him up your ass. Mock me again, and the punishment will be even more terrifying. You have been warned.