Well, not a fan, exactly, but a narrator. And not Morgan Freeman, exactly, but an incredibly convincing impersonator. Who is less than enthused about the audiobook he’s recording. I know it’s a little weird of me to run this so soon after the Twilight redub yesterday, but remember, 50 Shades was originally Twilight fan fiction, so I feel like anything that mocks its wretchedness is worth covering in my opinion. So let the kinky fuckery begin!