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A few months had passed since Buster had his first "encounter" with the principal. The first yes, but certainly not the last. The principal had initiated something new with Buster, sex with an adult, something similar, yet so different as when he did it with a comrade. Sex with Babs, sex with Plucky, sex with Bugs and even sex with Lola... all different, all pleasurable, all priceless. Over time, Babs had some encounters with the principal and the gym teacher also, as well as Plucky and some of their other friends. The most surprising thing was that Shirly, Plucky's girlfriend, was not jealous at all. He could roam around like that as much as he wanted, as long as the young duck as ready when she needed it. No worries there, Plucky was probably the horniest toon in Acme Acres.OH, THE HUMPING KIND. This story is actually from Bahamut Dragons, whose graphic tale of Yoda initiating a Jedi Padawan Roman Polanski-style was featured in FFF more than a year ago. But that story is A Charlie Brown Christmas compared to the shit that's about to go down.
They were now in December, the last day of school before the Christmas break. During lunch break, Buster and Babs had met up with the principal at his office. Lola was inside as well.
"So," Buster asked, "why did you call us here?"
"Well, I had an idea," Bugs responded.
"WE had an idea," corrected the gym teacher. "During the break, we want to invite you kids, along with your friends, to a Christmas party."
"Of the humping kind?" Babs asked.
"What else! It'd be sometime soon after Christmas, at my place," added the principal. "We'd prepare a meal and all. I'm sure I don't even need to ask, but are you interested?"
I'm going to skip as much of this story as I can, both for my own sanity and because I think it's what baby Jesus would want. Suffice to say that Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and Fifi the Pepe Le Pew-like female skunk come over to Principal Bugs Bunny's house, where he lives in sin with Lola Bunny (the adult girl bunny from Space Jam) for Christmas dinner and the traditional Christmas orgy. And when I say "lives in sin," it's not because I disapprove of men and women living together before they're married; it's because of shit like this --
So, what have you prepared for us ce soir," the skunk asked before eating a spoonful of soup.Can you see the logical fallacy in that last sentence? If you can't, please immediately place yourself in jail.
"Well, we put each of our names in a bag and we'll couple each other randomly. That way we can vary our pleasures fairly," Bugs explained.
"Sounds good to me," Buster replied before chomping of some carrot salad.
The meal was pretty delicious and the conversation, lively. It was interesting to see the students talk to their teachers truly like friends rather then teachers. Especially interesting was how they kept up with more complicated matter, given the age difference. But it was true they were having sex, among themselves and the adults, which showed they were quite mature.
Towards the end of the meal, anticipation started to rise. They brought the plates and utensils to the dishwasher, cleaned up the table and washed the pans. It all seemed like torture to them all, but at the same time, it made them digest as to not have cramps later on.As we all know, do not fuck children less than an hour after eating, or you'll get quite the tummy ache!
Finally, all the chores were done as they returned to the living room. Bugs took the bag where he had put all the names....negative nods?
"No one objects to being with anyone," he asked. Upon receiving only negative nods, he held out the bag to Lola. "You may have the honor."
Lola put her hand in the bag and removed two tags: "Buster... and me... Plucky and Babs, which leaves Fifi and Bugs."THEY'RE TINY, THEY'RE CORNY, THEY'RE MORE THAN SLIGHTLY HORNY
Strangely, everyone now seemed why in front of this set situation. Everyone but the ever horny Fifi that is: "Yay! I get to taste manly cock. Viens à moi mon lapin." She literally leapt on Bugs, projecting him on the couch. He parted his legs and offered himself to her, a gift she could not refuse. Fifi gave the erect cock a single rough lick, from bottom to top, where she probed the cock slit, tasting the precum and sending a shiver down Bugs' spine.
Lola took the cue and kissed Buster lightly on the lips. Their tongues joined in a sensual dance as she brought the blue bunny to the couch as well. Having made him sit, the gym teacher broke the kiss and descended to where his young cock was unsheathing. Mimicking the skunk's technique, she licked from base to top, massaging his blue balls at the same time. Buster started to moan as she reached the top, taking the head in her mouth for an instant before releasing it again.I'd like to think that look was:
Fifi took the act as a challenge, one she was very up to. She took Bugs cock head in her mouth as well, licking all around it at the same time. Fifi then used her left hand to start massaging the gray hare's ball and licked the forefinger of her other hand before inserting it in his ass. The act made Bugs jump slightly, but he immediately regained his state of passion.
Beside her, Lola licked from the head down to the balls, oblivious to Fifi's competitive state. She took a ball in her mouth and sucked it gently, knowing how sensitive it was. Buster put his hands on her head as an automatic response. He then turned his head to Bugs. They gave each other an understood look before returning to their bliss.
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In an other spot of the room, Plucky and Babs looked at each other intensively. They had never done this with each other before and it felt awkward to be in this position.Yes, yes. The first time a five-year-old ducks fucks a five-year-old rabbit it can be a tad awkward! Ha ha ha HA HA HAAAAHAAAAAARRRRGGHHHH
"Well, oral sex seems to be popular this time of year," Plucky said to try and get something, ANYTHING, going.
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All he got back was a nervous laugh from Babs. He approached the pink bunny awkwardly and placed a kiss on her lips, at first light, then she returned it with passion. From an outside perspective, the meeting of a bill with a mouth would have been laughable, but between the two, it was sensual and exiting. Plucky put a green-feathered hand on Babs' small pink nipple, rubbing it softly, making her tingle with excitement. He backed her up to the wall, kissing deeply as he went.Seriously, people. SERIOUSLY. How do you type the sentence "Plucky put a green-feathered hand on Babs' small pink nipple, rubbing it softly, making her tingle with excitement" and not just hate yourself? How do you keep from sobbing constantly at what you've done?
The duckling lifted one of her legs in an attempt to penetrate her on the spot, something he failed to do. Babs broke the kiss to laugh lightly, before helping him direct his erect dick into her. He entered slowly, not being able to do other in this complicated position, especially for two youngsters. Finally, Babs lifted her other leg and wrapped them both around his waist, impaling herself completely on his meat in the same motion. Plucky grabbed her hips and started thrusting in and out of her. No one would of thought it possible, but the green duck had not only managed to take Babs on the wall, but he also gave strong and steady pumps inside of her. Sex gave him wings... well, stronger wings.It's like red bull for pedobestiality.
He continued pounding on her, taking a sensitive nipple in his bill at the same time and sucking on it, making Babs cry out her passion and surprise the other four people in the room."HOLY SHIT! THAT DUCK IS FUCKING THAT RABBIT!"
Buster and Bugs were in an erotic trance as Lola had picked up on the competitiveness and was now trying, not as much to make Buster cum, but to make him scream louder then Bugs. His small cock was now completely into her loud as he sucked and licked it, sometimes releasing it for a quick ball suck before returning to the meat. Fifi was going much more aggressively, in her own manner. She sucked strongly on the lick, licking and tasting it like crazy while she probed his asshole with a finger. Both bunnies were moaning pretty strongly however and a judge would have had trouble declaring a victor.A judge would have trouble delacring a victor BECAUSE HE WOULD BE HANDING DOWN CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES FOR STATUTORY RAPE.
Praise had to go to the males however: God only knows how they had kept their semen inside for so long.OH, I don't think God has anything to do with this.
Finally, Fifi gave Bugs' cock one last strong suck before he exploded in her mouth, sending out waves after waves of cum, all of which she swallowed as she always did. The purple skunk loved the taste of cum and drank it all avidly, licking and sucking like a wild animal, never having enough until she was confident Bugs was empty... for the moment.AT ACME UNIVERSITY WE EARN A SOLID REAMIN', THE TEACHING STAFF ALL FUCK US AND WE SOMETIMES TASTE OUR SEMEN
Lola was finishing her task as well. She kept licking all around, sucking the cock head, then licking again, making Buster moan strongly and finally cry out in ecstasy as he sent his cum all over Lola's face. The pink rabbit receive it with a big smile, licking it off a little, what she could manage. When the young bunny finished cumming, she put his cock back in her mouth, to suck it clean, before joining his lips to hers. Of course, he had tasted cum many times before and shared some with their owner, but he had never tasted him. The mix of saliva and cum made a very particular taste, one he liked a lot. Both couple ended up in a strong hug, one that resumed the passion that had gone between them only a few moments earlier.
Meanwhile, Plucky had changed position. Babs was now hands upon the wall as he sodomized her intensely. Her ass was virgin until Plucky, who didn't know about it, decided to take her from the back. She didn't ever have time to contest, and she was glad she didn't too. The feeling was one that she never could of imagined. And Plucky was getting a kick out of it too. It had been some time since he had probed such a tight ass, his favorites. Since he was still a kid and his dick was so small, it wasn't easy to find but he had in his best friend's girlfriend. How ironic. And pleasurable.Suddenly, I have utterly forgiven Alan Morissette's misuse of the word "irony." Clearly there are far, far worst misuses of it out there. And what is Plucky having trouble finding? His own dick? Babs' "virgin" ass? A sense of dignity? Also, fun fact: Guys, try suddenly and without warning to have anal sex with your loved ones -- just thrust in there and go for it. And when the police ask why, just explain it worked out so well for Plucky Duck!
He continued to thrust into her, melding green feathers and pink fur for moments. She rocked her hips as well. Both felt they were coming to orgasm soon and so, both intensified their pumping until finally, Plucky released himself, feeling her ass with thick white goo. It didn't prevent him for continuing his motion, wanting Babs to get off as well. The slick sensation in her ass doubled by the pounding meat finally got her over the edge and she just cried out her love. Finally, still joined, Plucky and Babs fell to the floor, slowly. The green duck rolled of with a squishy sound, panting.It's like decorating a Christmas tree, but instead of a tree it's an underage bunny's asshole!
Everyone had big smiles on their faces, some licked with the smiles of others. The night had started most excellently and it wasn't over. Buster, got up, still a little weak from his strong orgasm, and went to the name bag.FUCK AND NO. If you want to read about the threesomes of Babs, Plucky and Fifi, along with Bugs, Buster and Lola, you go right ahead. That graphic description of Plucky anally powerdrilling Babs Bunny is all I need to want to drink myself to death tonight. I will give you a few highlights from the remainder of the naughtiness:
"Ok, now let's try threesomes!" he said enthusiastically.
Immediately, she went to Plucky's now limp pride and licked it all around, tasting the mix of duck cum and bunny ass, a strong taste for sure, but she had tasted far worst.Eventually, even the author is tired of all the fucking, and begins to wrap it up:
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"Monsieur Duck," she said with a light French accent, "you will now put your meat into me and fuck me like never before."
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And without further ado, Bugs turned to Lola's side and placed his cock at the entrance of her anal hole. On the other side of her, Buster prepared to plug her other hole.
"Ready," Bugs asked to Buster.
"Ready," Buster confirmed.
...
Buster didn't care much; he was nearing orgasm and was now putting everything he could into getting the fastest tempo possible. He pumped like a madman, eyes closed, hands holding her hips to keep his balance.
Ten minutes later, they were all refreshed and as in sex devils possessed them, were ready to screw some more. And through out the night, they did, sometimes drawing names form the bag, sometimes playing games like sex poker and sometimes just getting together. They didn't want the night to send but by 3:30 am, all of their energy reserves were spent. The kids ended up sleeping there, leaving the morning after.Because it would be dangerous to send the kids out that late at night! You see? YOU SEE?!
"Well, thank you for this wonderful evening," Babs said to their hosts.
"Your welcome, all of you, I hope we can do this again sometimes," replied Lola.
"Just name the time and the place and I'll be there," Buster said.
"I just hope our other friends can come next time," Plucky added.
"Au revoir, mon petit lapin", Fifi said seductively as she placed a last, passionate kiss on Bugs lips before leaving with the others.
As the kids were getting far, Bugs remembered: "Oh, and by the way... Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas!"
The end.
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Yay! A new work of art by me! Well, I don't think Warner Bros would agree it's a work of art, but still, I'm quite proud of it. It's my Christmas special to all of you, even if Christmas ended two weeks ago as of the time I finished it. I'll try to make Xmas 2k3 on time.It's all right, BD. I think we all hate you just as much now as if you'd written it a few weeks ago.
Before starting to write this fic, there was one thing I hated: writing accents. That means I hate Bunnie (StH), Fifi (TT), etc. I've learned to hate something else: furry food scenes. I don't know what they should eat! The rabbits were easy but I had to keep Fifi and Plucky's choices in the dark for that reason. I know I shouldn't serve meat, but what about the rest? Dairy products are particularly mind-boggling because I've seen them drink milk, but when you think about the method to acquire it... I hate furry food scenes.GUH. That was your problem? You just wrote about underage cartoon animals fucking each other and THE FUCKING DINNER SCENE IS WHAT YOU HAD DIFFICULTY WITH?
I was a little unsure as to if they should say grace, but Christmas is a Christian tradition and it felt only natural to reflect that.THE END
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thewalkindude said:
"I was a little unsure as to if they should say grace, but Christmas is a Christian tradition and it felt only natural to reflect that."
And I'm sure that God is very happy about his inclusion into this little mind-destroying abomination.
MattK replied to thewalkindude:
Man, just love how this guy piles on even MORE ignorance.
I'm a little unsure if WE should say grace after reading this.
steen replied to thewalkindude:
THIS.
Captain EO said:
This is what happens when you let students and staff wander around school without wearing pants. I had to get that in before I actually read the story and want to just curl up and die.
toomin said:
*sobs quietly*
The FotNS vid, however, almost makes up for the whole thing.
Brion said:
MERRY FUCKING PEDOBESTIAL CHRISTMAS!
AND A HAPPY GANGRAPE NEW YEAR!
Fucking hell.
I don't know how you do it man. Well I do, it's alcohol. But still, you should at least get an award or knighted, something.
Bad Horse said:
I have learned to prejudge FFF by the number of Toht/Scanners/etc. pics. With 4 whatevers, this is a pretty bad one. I shall now actually read the story, with a fearful heart.
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
Dear Santa,
After reading a horrible pedophile/bestality story featuring beloved cartoon characters, I now know what I want for Christmas this year, and that is A POWER DRILL BORING INTO MY RIGHT TEMPLE!!!!!! Seriously, Santa, I almost cried grown-man tears after reading another abominable pedo story with Iron Man and Astroboy. But this one came very close to giving me an aneurism. I beg you oh mighty Clause...please...REMOVE PART OF MY BRAIN!!!
Signed,
Lou
lemur replied to lou-bert vs. q-bert:
You know Lucious Malfoy will stick his dick in the lobotomy hole when you're done right?
Teenie said:
Merry Christmas indeed...I hope God Smites this writer where he and or she stands because that was just bad...oh and might I mention she forgot some characters...elmyra probably would have been pretty excited to you know...share her love with the animals hehehe...*cry*
Leonardo Boiko replied to Teenie:
You KNOW they will write it if you give them the idea, right?
Abraxas said:
oh it's FFF LOL for a moment I thought I was reading the Avatar script. all that fur and shit.
The Admiral said:
I couldn't get through it. I got through the cannibalistic Tomb Raider orgy, the Transformers lube jobs, the Star Wars waterworks'n'incest but I REFUSE TO READ ABOUT BUGS BUNNY. (I originally typed that as RUBS BUNNY. Dammit, it's seeping into my brain!!!)
kenshiro said:
Wow, i think the worst part for me was the alternate lyrics to the theme song. That will haunt me for a while. also the horribleness of the story, but still that damn theme song is still stuck in my head. Also, props for anything with a FoTNS clip in it.
The Admiral said:
Also, I think I'm going to start using "bring the blue bunny to the couch" as a sexual euphemism.
RubyRoses said:
the only thing that saved me, a little bit of horror was that i couldn't picture most of the characters, so it was just words...and i was also picturing when i had my first rabbit who would hop around the house humping various cats. but I still feel awful..
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
Upon seeing this freshly posted fff involving a tiny toon Christmas special of sorts, my first reaction was to curse Rob to unwittingly pick up a Christmas tree of the evil dead variety..Fuck you Scrooge, I mean Rob, and a double fuck me for reading this anyways...
That being said I laughed and cried my ass off when I saw the mushroom cloud at the end, it just summed up my goodwill twords man at the moment perfectly. I have never been so happy to see FotNS in my whole life...that video helped..alot."Dairy products are particularly mind-boggling because I've seen them drink milk, but when you think ab....Bahamut Dragons, you are already dead.
Chronotyrant said:
Rob,
How you could read this thing in its entirety and then write comments about it (not to mention parodying the theme song) is now apparent to me. You sir are the Grinch and your heart must be coal black and made of depravity, evil, and booze. For just that fact I applaud you and wish you well. Now I'm off to the liquor cabinet to wash down my shattered childhood with scotch.
Lo Pan replied to Chronotyrant:
Hooray for (roughly) simultaneous scotch comments! Tis the curse of the Dragons.
Lo Pan said:
Hmmm, time to go home now.
And by "home" I mean "gallons of scotch".
FFF + drinking comments never gets old. Mainly cause drinking never gets old.
Red replied to Lo Pan:
Drinking never gets old thanks to the 'magic' that is FFF. So far, FFF has ruined my childhood, several books and movies I like, and food.
Alcohol is all most of us have left, and I'm sure Rob will soon find a way to take that away from us too.
Lumi said:
That was HOT!
Farglesnarf said:
Two weeks ago, I found my Sega Genesis that had been missing for years in the basement. I was so happy to get to play my Tiny Toons game again, since that one was my favorite when I was 7. And now I have to throw it out because this is all I'll be able to think of when I play it. Thanks Rob. Thanks a lot.
Max Power replied to Farglesnarf:
I think this story was based on a mod hidden in the programming for that exact game!
Farglesnarf replied to Max Power:
16-bit Hot Coffee? DX
UTV said:
New fun game: Every time you read a sentence containing sexual activity, preface with the phrase "Mimicing the skunk's technique ..."
Ahriman said:
.....Ia,IA,C'thulhu F'taghn, Ia, Ia, C'thulhu F'taghn!
You're not stopping me end the world this time.
Too many sins to be atoned for-wash it all away with Lord C'thulhu's mercy!
Nightcrawler666 said:
This makes Plucky's catchphrase of "something goes down the hole" so much more horrible.
do4m replied to Nightcrawler666:
That's what I thought about when Plucky fucked Babs in the ass... Duck penis goes down the hole!
TED-209 said:
It still wasn't as bad as that Ninja Turtles video.
Whoever said:
This must be what the devil reads at the bathroom.
aayjay said:
I half/crying half/laughing because at first I didn't remember this cartoon- then you started in on the fake lyrics and it all hit me. And ohgododgodohgod. BUGS BUNNY ahh wtf.
Well I did notice one thing about this one that hasn't happened in a while- all the coupling (that you put here, I can't bring myself to read the whole story) was hetero, was it not? I mean..yeah.
S. Jacka said:
You know I've read a lot of messed up shit here during FFF. I consider myself a fairly jaded person who is terrified by most of these things but still reads them. I didn't think anything could really hurt me here, even the dreaded velocigina
In this case, however, you almost got me Rob, you unbelievable bastard. I let out a protracted NOOO! in just seeing the title & image. I had to actually make myself get though this fic (I'm aware I was not forced to read this by any means but it's the principle of proving I can get through all FFFs). I tried my hardest to pretend it wasn't the characters it was and it wasn't happening but to no avial. I was, honest to god, shaking by the end (not sure if it was anger/fear/some other emotion)
So thank you for this christmas gift, I will sadly remember it always. You are INDEED Responsible This (and by this, I mean my brain leaking out of my head and my childhood innocence being raped!!)
Jess said:
When I read the Bugs & Buster "Ready?"/"Ready" lines, I heard the characters' voices in my head. I hate you.
Kal-El Summers replied to Jess:
I could actually hear Plucky's voice saying that horrible oral sex joke and started crying. Then the Buster/Bugs "Ready?" bit happened and I started weeping and rocking back 'n' forth in a corner amidst the pool of my lost sanity.
Damn you, FFF. Damn you straight to Hell!
Hmmm... said:
Anyone else catch that Buster has blue balls? :D
Catherine said:
Gotta love his last few comments though.
Magicsgame said:
Well, that's it. FFF has finally broken me. When I read the comments for past FFFs, I couldn't understand how people laughed at these atrocities. I read disturbing fanfics all the time, but I never understood how people could find these humorous.
But when Plucky said "Well, oral sex seems to be popular this time of year" in an attempt to break the ice, I just burst out laughing. And I couldn't stop.
So now, I can see joy in bad fanfiction. Thank you for the Christmas gift, Rob.
Merry Christmas.
Deacon Blues said:
Is it bad that the part of this that bothered me the most was that Lola Bunny wasn't in Tiny Toons?
ZimMan2 said:
First time reading through an entire FFF. I'm not sure if it was worth it. Maybe as an example of "DO NOT REAPEAT" when it comes to writing as a whole, but that's about it.
Allie said:
Not that this makes the fic any less disturbing, but the Tiny Toons characters weren't five year olds, they were around the same age as middle-schoolers. I think. Yeah.
Ethnic Redneck said:
Cort and Fatboy - for the audiobook version of FFF
Dark Angel of Glory said:
Honestly, how long does it take to do a bit of research to find out what ducks and skunks eat? Lazy, lazy, la -- I mean, oh, eww! This was certainly not laughably hilarious or anything, cough cough.
Fentook said:
http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises_p2
#1 on that Cracked list was all I could think about. I'd already be drunk if I wasn't prepping for finals, so instead I have to work on projects with THIS on my mind. Merry fucking Christmas Rob/FFFers. I hope God smites us all.
demoncat said:
of all the tiny toons i figured would wind up wanting to do the nasty i pictured fifie and maybe babs and buster later but after reading that including the part of the three way. by all that is good the wtiter who has dared to forever pervert bugs bunny and the tiny toons characters in ways they were never ment to be used till aged the writer will not write any sequals. another hall of fam.er got to burn my looney tunes dvds to erase the horror now
stewbacca said:
THEY'RE TINY, THEY'RE CORNY, THEY'RE MORE THAN SLIGHTLY HORNY
AT ACME UNIVERSITY WE EARN A SOLID REAMIN', THE TEACHING STAFF ALL FUCK US AND WE SOMETIMES TASTE OUR SEMEN
That was the best part of the whole thing---
I can only hope the next TR contest is --finish this song.
The Man With Two Brains said:
Rob comments that sum up the entire story (and FFF as a whole) for me: “Can you see the logical fallacy in that last sentence? If you can't, please immediately place yourself in jail.” and “OH, I don't think God has anything to do with this.”
FuryOfFirestorm said:
I predict that
"Well, oral sex seems to be popular this time of year,"and
"HOLY SHIT! THAT DUCK IS FUCKING THAT RABBIT!"
will be the new "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS" of 2010!
ExecutoElassus replied to FuryOfFirestorm:
Is something wrong with me, that my first thought on reading "HOLY SHIT! THAT DUCK IS FUCKING THAT RABBIT!" was to wonder to myself in which contexts I might use that phrase?
No, of course not. Let's not be such prudes. It's beautiful, and natural!
Nightshade said:
"Over time, Babs had some encounters with the principal and the gym teacher also, as well as Plucky and some of their other friends. " is inconsistent with " In an other spot of the room, Plucky and Babs looked at each other intensively. They had never done this with each other before and it felt awkward to be in."
I think the fact that this inconsistency bothers me more than the rest of the story itself proves that FFF has indeed broken me. I dread next week's story.
Roswellianism said:
Oh.....my god.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
What's really horrible?
Not only could I hear Billy West, Tress MacNeill, Charlie Adler and co in my head as their respective characters, I could actually fucking SEE this happening IN MY HEAD, in the TT animation style!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
BRAINBLEACH!! MY KINGDOM FOR BRAINBLEACH!!!
Aramea said:
Why....why did I have to be wearing a Tiny Toons t-shirt while wearing this? I'm just going to...y'know, incinerate this shirt now.
Kuro said:
I get the feeling Brickhousebunny would approve of this story.
But I'm not him, so.... HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF CRAP.
You know, I think FFFs need to have a rating systems. Like, instead of stars or thumbs, we'd use face-melts. For example, I'd give this story 4 out of 5 Face-Melts, just for the shear rape-age of my childhood.
rickicker said:
Oh....oh God...
Jessica said:
Oh. Dear. God.
I really think I learned my lesson this time.
Maximum Rebo said:
I believe there is something very wrong with me, considering my response to Plucky/Babs was, "Wait, avians have no external genitalia! You can't stick a cloaca in an ass!"
Science has ruined me.
Satan's Onion replied to Maximum Rebo:
Actually, male ducks have penises. Incredibly long, corkscrew-y ones, if I recall it correctly.
I remembered this while I was reading the fic, and something inside me died.
Dag said:
You know it is only a matter of time before we get a Muppet Babies FFF... probably around Easter. It will be a pamper-swapping round for everyone!
My vote for the worst FFF of the year still stands with Lucius and Draco Malfoy bit. That was horribleness to the Nth degree.
ExecutorElassus said:
*sigh* I've missed reading these. Such a warm feeling they bring, right around the holidays! Thanks, Rob!
J said:
damit that suck topless robot next time you say a fan fiction is messed up it better be mess up and none of that iron man meets astro boy that was mild at best next weeks better be better damnit
Who? said:
Ok, first of all, I didn't read it. I like my childhood unscathed.
But weren't they all at "Acme Looniversity?" Doesn't that mean they're at least in college? So whatever else is wrong with this fanfic, aren't they all 18+?
Let me put it this way, when I was watching it as a kid, I assumed they were college students.
Kat said:
I think I'm going to hell for reading that.
Jenn the Hen said:
Male ducks are infamous for their tendency to rape the females of their species. The males are also famous for possessing extremely large genitalia if it is compared to their actual size.
Max Power replied to Jenn the Hen:
Oh. Now it all makes sense.
R3MY said:
Is it wrong that I glued green duck feathers to my taint, dyed a bunny pink and then had sex with said bunny (in the 2-hole) immediately after reading this?
I need to know because FFF has completely annihilated my sense of right and wrong (and REALLY wrong).
Bugs Bunny said:
WOW AND NOT THE GOOD KIND DUDE SERIOUSLY i know you didnt make it but this and the yoda story i found ALOT worse than the pokemon story and my friend only read the sentence that had to do with the knife being used and then left when he read that but this is UGH! i will never sleep the same again
Apokalyptika said:
Oh...my...god.
What the bloody fuck is wrong with the author?!!
I'm gonna go slam the fifth of rum that I bought earlier.
Cinemawesome said:
Well that was horrifying. I've read far worse but there's something about the author's complete lack of sanity and a moral compass that makes the whole thing worse.
I need a drink.
pollardy said:
i'd like to say the video just added that umfph to the reading experience :D
Manwards said:
You know how desensitised I am to this shit? The only thing I can comment on is Rob saying "Acme University", when it was actually the puntacular "Acme Looniversity"...
DizWhiz said:
Pleases tell me people write these as intentional jokes.. please? I don't think I can deal with the reality of someone destroying childhood memories and being serious about it.
akujaj said:
FOTNS mash-up as a palate cleanser. I tip my hat, sir. Might I suggest Riki-Oh for the next one?
Nick said:
What's with all the FFF child pron lately?!?!
If you carry on like this I'll be forced to stop reading these to my baby sister as bedtime stories. And do you know how hard it is to find stories that kids these days like?
Nick said:
What's with all the FFF child pron lately?!?!
If you carry on like this I'll be forced to stop reading these to my baby sister as bedtime stories. And do you know how hard it is to find stories that kids these days like?
Poopenshaft said:
Great job, Rob. This was quite the lolzfest. Blue balls? Duck fucking the rabbit? The perverted theme song? The mushroom cloud near the end? All priceless. Bravo.
Brospeh Stalin said:
Out of all the FFFs I've read on this site, this is probably the worst.
Sure, there have been the down right horrific (last week's, the Lara Croft/cannibals one, the infamous Pokemon fic), but never has a fic hit so close to home (shameless 90s kid here)
I could hear the VAs in my head, I could "see" the scenes.
Dear god.
Here's hoping for an even more awful fan fics in the new year!
Worldly Wretched said:
I expected a South Park Woodland Critters blood orgy about halfway through and was ultimately disappointed when all they did was have sex. Oh- I mean, how horrible! I must drink beer and make merry? No, that's not it... Eh, I'm desensitized to these.
Cer said:
Am I the only one who remembers the Tiny Toons being fourteen?
Christina Sapphire said:
'Plucky was probably the horniest toon in Acme Acres.'
Oh, GOD, that is a disturbing thought! Heck, this entire FIC was disturbing, or at least what you posted of it was. I don't even wanna KNOW what the threesomes were like. Sadly I laughed out loud at this and your statements in between paragraphs more than once. I also laughed like that at 'Sylar's Punishment', but sadly, I have read some pret-ty bad shit in the Heroes fandom, but my God, Tiny Toon's porn? I used to love that show as a kid and now I will never look at it the same way. x_x
Still, I can't wait to see what fic you're gonna tear apart next, lol. I just hope my stuff doesn't end up here some day... haha.
Tim said:
WHY??? Dear Jesus why???
sashaisme said:
Does it seem wrong that I was laughing my ass off through the whole thing?
Leonardo Boiko said:
I like how it’s all horrific bestiality child sex, but it’s still strictly straight.
Anonymous said:
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damonika said:
There goes my childhood again. UGH! If I ever see the person who wrote this story, I'mma strangle him or her!
