TR Contest: Caption Captain America Grabbing His Crotch
Oh, you knew it was coming. Actually, I almost decided to run the Magic: The Gathering card dress girl, but you guys had too many awesome lines in the comments for that pic already. So Chris Evans as Steve Rogers grabbing onto this dick for dear life while screaming it is.
Captions or things Cap could be yelling are both fine. And also things Chris Evans could be yelling while on the Captain America set, I guess. Although I always regret it on Monday, you guys can each have two entries — I always swear on Mondays that I’ll limit you to one entry each and cut my work down, but then Friday rolls around and I hate the idea of stifling your creativity. So two entries, keep ’em short, and the contest ends on Monday, 12:01 am, on October the 4th.
Have a great weekend, and don’t forget the Kansas City Harlots are playing the Milwaukee Whores on Sunday Night Slutball. Go, Fightin’ Harlots!
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.